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We open tonight with a visit from Craig's friend, The Gay Unicorn. Craig then gives a history lesson on Ancient Rome in the monologue (for no apparent reason). Later, star of the upcoming film, The Time Traveler's Wife, ERIC BANA, is by for a visit and some chat. Also, a member of the famous (Hank) Willams family drops by, HOLLY WILLIAMS, performing a song from her album, Here with Me.
The Time Traveler's Wife (which also stars Rachel McAdams) released on August 14th, 2009
Holly Willams album, Here with Me, released on June 16th, 2009
Craig: (as the voice of the Unicorn) People say wait a minute that horse has got a boner. And I say no, no, don't be stupid, I'm a unicorn.
Craig: (as the voice of the Unicorn) Now a lot of people think that Unicorn's are gay. And I say to those people, correct.
Craig: Augustus must have been a good Emperor he got a whole month named after him. All Julius Ceasar got was a salad.
Craig: In the year 410, Rome was sacked by the Gaths...I got sacked by Goths once. Best damn night of my life.
Craig: You'll have to look it up on the inter...web...google.
Craig: (reading a viewer email) This is from Greg in Restin, Greg says Craig, I am confused by your on screen antics. Are you straight or a lesbian?