Craig: Take that all you other late night shows. Now all you've got ahead of us is a band and a budget and a structurally sound place. An American born host. Jokes. Alright you still win.
Craig: Anyway starting in a few weeks if you got the fancy new digital television you'll be able to watch this show in the HD. When I heard that we were going to the HD I thought we already had it. Doesn't HD stand for huge douchebag? I've been HD on this show for five years.
Craig: You know who should be worried? Porn stars. Because people demand their porn in hi-def these days and it's tough for porn stars to make certain...areas...look good in HD.
Craig: Why is everyone in porn called a "porn star" anyway? Where are the good old porn character actors? You know the characters actors, the working stiffs!