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After two weeks vacation, Craig returns, and now he's in HD (with 18 NEW lights). The new opening is debuted also. In the monologue, Craig comments on his vacation and how he visited the state of Vermont, managed to fall off a horse and eat at a diner that's being inducted into the Late Late Show's newly created 'Diner Hall of Fame'. Later, star of Bones, EMILY DESCHANEL is the first guest of the night. Also, star of the new film, Gamer, TERRY CREWS is on.
Gamer (which also stars Gerard Butler and Kyra Sedgewick) released on September 4th.
Bones, 5th Season Premiere, airs Thursday, September 17th @ 8:00 pm
Craig: Two new lights? What's the sound I hear? Jimmy Fallon crying? Yes that's right. OH boo hoo. Why does he get everything? Oh what was that? This just in, Conan O'Brien resigns. Yes apparently the two new lights were just two new lights too many.
Craig: It's a particularly nice day for me, I'm back from vacation. I don't enjoy vacation's...much.
Craig: Jenna Bush was hired as a correspondent on the Today show. People were wondering if her dad was a factor in her getting her job. But if it was it looks like she overcame it and got the job anyway. Good job, Jenna.
Craig: Sylvester Stallone announced he's making another Rambo movie. In this one, Rambo uses a grenade launcher to get kids off his lawn.
Craig: Just four hours ago I was strapped to a chair while a man put a strange apparatus in my mouth...and after that I went and got my teeth whitened.
(talking about riding a Clydesdale)
Craig: I walked up to it and put a mint in it's mouth. Why? Because I like anything I'm about to ride to have kissable breath.
Craig: The Clydesdale's are the SUV's of horses.