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Craig announces the news of the state of Vermont legalizing same-sex marriage as of today and Dick Cheney's proposed run for President (lol). The focus though of tonights monologue is the release of the 2010 Farmer's Almanac (not a clue why). Later, Director QUENTIN TARATINO, stops by to plug his new movie, Inglorious Basterds.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 5x143
Airdate: Tuesday September 01st, 2009

Director: (Unknown)
Writer: (Unknown)


 
Guest Stars
Quentin TarantinoQuentin Tarantino
As Himself
Recurring
Main Cast
Craig FergusonCraig Ferguson
As Himself
Craig FergusonCraig Ferguson
As Himself
Shadoe StevensShadoe Stevens
voiced Himself
Episode Notes
Inglorious Basterds (starring Brad Pitt) released on August 21st, 2009



Episode Quotes
Craig: Do you know some politicians are seriously, seriously suggesting that Dick Cheney should run for President. (laughs) These politicians are called "Democrats".

Craig: (talking to the audience over the opening applause) You've done more than enough, everyones very happy with your phony applause. Sit down. Sometimes it just goes to far and I feel patronized.

Craig: It's a great day for America, yes it is, yes it is. And I'll tell you why, as of today in the state of Vermont, absolutely, it's legal, no going back now, same-sex marriage is legal in Vermont.

Craig: (speaking about same-sex marriage) It's legal now in Vermont, that means it's only a matter of time before Ben marries Jerry.

Craig: Scientists in the 1980's told me that cocaine was not addictive. Now when I say scientist I of course mean, cocaine dealers.

Craig: The weather patterns are always changing. It's like Lindsay Lohan's sexual preference, you never know what you're gonna get.

Craig: My problem is I don't have any material.



Other Episode Crew

Executive ProducerStu Schreiberg  |  Peter Lassally
ProducerMichael Naidus
Associate ProducerErin Willetts
Production DesignerAkira Yoshimura  |  Joe Stewart
EditorKip Gibson  |  Brian Rosner
First Assistant DirectorColleen Mitchell
Costume DesignerAnnie Hardinge
Make-upTrent Cotner
Camera OperatorSandra Harris  |  Jim Velarde
Property MasterJoe Gubbins
Art DirectorChristopher Goumas
Production ManagerB. Leigh Hale
Associate DirectorJennifer Giandalone
Segment ProducerLisa Ammerman  |  Megan O'toole
Main Title ThemeTodd Yasui  |  Tim Mosher
Make-up & HairMichelle Daurio
Talent CoordinatorJulie Brabham
Lighting DesignerTed Wells
Assistant To The Executive ProducerChristine Mason
Stage ManagerDency Nelson
Production StaffAndrea Wayland  |  Brittany Perlin  |  Jeff Arnold  |  Trevor Berry
Talent ExecutiveJennifer Furmaniak
Electronic EffectsVanessa Ryden
Wardrobe StylistCarlos Brown
 
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