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Craig announces the news of the state of Vermont legalizing same-sex marriage as of today and Dick Cheney's proposed run for President (lol). The focus though of tonights monologue is the release of the 2010 Farmer's Almanac (not a clue why). Later, Director QUENTIN TARATINO, stops by to plug his new movie, Inglorious Basterds.
Episode Info
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Episode number: 5x143 Airdate: Tuesday September 01st, 2009 Director: (Unknown)
Writer: (Unknown) |
Episode Notes
Inglorious Basterds (starring Brad Pitt) released on August 21st, 2009
Episode Quotes
Craig: (talking to the audience over the opening applause) You've done more than enough, everyones very happy with your phony applause. Sit down. Sometimes it just goes to far and I feel patronized.
Craig: It's a great day for America, yes it is, yes it is. And I'll tell you why, as of today in the state of Vermont, absolutely, it's legal, no going back now, same-sex marriage is legal in Vermont.
Craig: (speaking about same-sex marriage) It's legal now in Vermont, that means it's only a matter of time before Ben marries Jerry.
Craig: Do you know some politicians are seriously, seriously suggesting that Dick Cheney should run for President. (laughs) These politicians are called "Democrats".
Craig: Scientists in the 1980's told me that cocaine was not addictive. Now when I say scientist I of course mean, cocaine dealers.
Craig: The weather patterns are always changing. It's like Lindsay Lohan's sexual preference, you never know what you're gonna get.
Craig: My problem is I don't have any material.
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