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Craig announces the news of the state of Vermont legalizing same-sex marriage as of today and Dick Cheney's proposed run for President (lol). The focus though of tonights monologue is the release of the 2010 Farmer's Almanac (not a clue why). Later, Director QUENTIN TARATINO, stops by to plug his new movie, Inglorious Basterds.


Episode Info


Episode number: 5x143
Airdate: Tuesday September 01st, 2009

Director: (Unknown)
Writer: (Unknown)


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Guest Stars
Quentin TarantinoQuentin Tarantino
As Himself
Recurring
Main Cast
Shadoe StevensShadoe Stevens
voiced Announcer
Episode Notes
Inglorious Basterds (starring Brad Pitt) released on August 21st, 2009



Episode Quotes
Craig: (talking to the audience over the opening applause) You've done more than enough, everyones very happy with your phony applause. Sit down. Sometimes it just goes to far and I feel patronized.

Craig: It's a great day for America, yes it is, yes it is. And I'll tell you why, as of today in the state of Vermont, absolutely, it's legal, no going back now, same-sex marriage is legal in Vermont.

Craig: (speaking about same-sex marriage) It's legal now in Vermont, that means it's only a matter of time before Ben marries Jerry.

Craig: Do you know some politicians are seriously, seriously suggesting that Dick Cheney should run for President. (laughs) These politicians are called "Democrats".

Craig: Scientists in the 1980's told me that cocaine was not addictive. Now when I say scientist I of course mean, cocaine dealers.

Craig: The weather patterns are always changing. It's like Lindsay Lohan's sexual preference, you never know what you're gonna get.

Craig: My problem is I don't have any material.



Other Episode Crew

Executive ProducerPeter Lassally
Supervising ProducerCathy Hoeven
ProducerMichael Naidus
Associate ProducerErin Willetts
Production DesignerJoe Stewart  |  Akira Yoshimura
EditorKip Gibson  |  Brian Rosner
Make-upTrent Cotner
Camera OperatorJim Velarde  |  Joel Binger  |  Mark McIntire (2)  |  Sandra Harris
Property MasterJoe Gubbins
Script SupervisorErica Scandariato
Script CoordinatorMelissa Preston
Art DirectorChristopher Goumas
Production ManagerB. Leigh Hale
Sound MixerOtto Svoboda
Associate DirectorJennifer Giandalone  |  Tim Mancinelli
Segment ProducerMegan O'toole  |  Lisa Ammerman  |  Cole Wilson  |  Ian Kornbluth  |  David Podemski
Main Title ThemeAustin Stroker  |  Craig Ferguson  |  Todd Yasui  |  Tim Mosher
Production AccountantStacy Mogenson
Main Title Theme Written/performedCraig Ferguson
Make-up & HairMichelle Daurio
ResearcherErik Gamborg  |  Shastina Leonard
Lighting DirectorRod Yamane
Talent CoordinatorJulie Brabham
Lighting DesignerTed Wells
Assistant To The Executive ProducerChristine Mason  |  Julianne Homokay
Stage ManagerDency Nelson
Production StaffAmber Manfredi  |  Jeff Arnold  |  Matthew Kugler  |  Brittany Perlin  |  Andrea Wayland  |  Joseph Bolter
Talent ExecutiveSarah Goldsmith  |  Jennifer Furmaniak
Technical DirectorOleg Sekulovski
Electronic EffectsScott Bergman  |  Vanessa Ryden
Assistant To ProducerChris Saladin
Wardrobe StylistCarlos Brown
 
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