How I Met Your Mother airs it's Season Premiere, September 21st, 2009 @ 8:00
Spencer Day's album, Vagabond, released on September 8th, 2009
Craig: It's a great day for the beautiful city of San Francisco. Workers there today repaired the Bay bridge just an hour before the rush hour this morning. They've been working around the clock, they fixed a huge crack that was discovered by a construction worker. Actually it was San Francisco so it was discovered by a construction worker, an Indian, a Cop and a Biker.
Craig: Do you know that the price of gold shot way up today? Right now my nipple piercings are worth more than a thousand dollars each.
Craig: (Talking about the kids going back to school) Finally, I can watch some cartoons by myself.
Craig: Anyway, as predicted a lot of people are throughing a hissy fit about Obama's speech. One Republican said that Obama is, pushing, pushing, his Socialist agenda. And I suppose telling kids not to do drugs is promoting healthcare reform.
Craig: (talking the invitation to speak at his old high school) What am I gonna tell the kids? Here's what you do, you be a black out drunk for 15 years, snort every powder you see and get divorced twice and all your dreams will come true.