Craig: (talking about Obama's speech) It must have gone well cause NBC is gonna run it five nights a week.
Craig: We got a big scandal in California today, it's a doocy. It involves all the things that make this state great. Sex, power, tv cameras and spanking.
Craig: I can understand why women would find somebody like John Edwards attractive. You know he's got great hair, he's handsome in a sort of bi-sexual flight attendant sort of way.
Craig: Apparently he means thong underwear. I'm like this guy represents Orange county, the place with gorgeous beaches and he doesn't know what a thong is. Even I know what a thong is, I'm wearing one now.
Craig: So before today, much like you, I'd never heard of Mike Duvall, so I googled him today. He describes himself, he describes himself as a warrior for family values and a defender of tradition marriage. So in a good ole fashion way he's having an affair.
Craig: This is like the day Cheney shot his lawyer.