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Craig's special cold opening marks the rememberance of September 11th. The focus of the nights monologue though is the new movie, White Out, which is set in Antartica. Giving Craig the chance to comment on that. Later, Craig's friend and host of The Price Is Right, DREW CAREY, pops by. Also, MINDY KALLING from NBC's The Office.
The Price is Right debuts it's new season on September 21st @ 11:00 am on CBS.
The Office debuts it's new season on September 17th @ 9:00 on NBC.
Craig: I'm very excited because it's Friday everybody and there is a movie opening today called White Out. I'm very excited about this White Out. Finally a movie about liquid paper.
Craig: Do people still use White Out? People don't use paper anymore, you know you're writing on the computer. I still use white out though. So I go through 5 computer screens a week.
Craig: This shows you how much times have changed. Cause 20 years ago a U.S. Deputy Marshal would have been somebody like Tommy Lee Jones or something like that. These days if you want a U.S. deputy Marshall in your movie you use a sultry British lady. It's the same with late night talk show hosts. It used to be a cranky middle-aged guys from the midwest now they use a sultry British lady.
Craig: Even though Antartica is very cold it is actually the World's largest barren desert. The world's second most barren desert is NBC's primetime schedule.
Craig: You know scientist say that 98 percent of Antartica is covered by ice. And they say that is exactly the same percentage as Dick Cheney's heart.
Craig: See if you go to Antartica there's not much to do, no roads, no stores, a couple of Starbucks.