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Levi Johnston selling his "pistachios" for Playgirl and NASA's plan to shoot a 78 million dollar rocket at the moon in an attempt to "find water" is the focus of tonight's monologue. Later, the lovely and talented, RACHEL BILSON is back to plug her new movie, New York, I Love You. Also, famed TV writer DAVID MILCH is by for a visit.
Craig: Also happy birthday to Fox News who is 13 today. Although I saw that on Fox News so I don't know if it's true.
Craig: If you were watching last night I said that Sarah Palin's ex son-in-law, Levi Johnston, was appearing in a pistachio nut commercial. Anyway, today he announced he's posing for Playgirl. I know! This is a guy that's really committed to selling his nuts.
Craig: (talking about NASA's plan to search for water on the moon) You know if this works NASA plans to search for water on other planets. I would drink water from the moon, not sure about water from Uranus, but I might.
Rachel Bilson: I'm not a fan of Mythbusters but I can back you up on Project Runway.
Craig: You don't like Mythbusters?
Rachel Bilson: There's just something about it I have to turn it off if it's on.
Craig: So how long have you been in Al Qaeda?