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The DOW soaring above 10,000 for the first time in a year and the horrible light rain blanketing LA is the focus on the nights monologue. PAULA POUNDSTONE stops by to help Craig read the emails. Later, Craig's favorite guest, KRISTEN BELL is back to plug her new animated comedy, Astro Boy. Also, actor ROBERT CARLYLE from Stargate Universe.
Astro Boy released on October 23rd, 2009
Stargate Universe airs Friday nights @ 9:00 on SyFy
Craig: The DOW went up above 10000. The analysts say if it stays up for more than four hours you should call your doctor.
Craig: Today the New York Times debuted it's new restaurant critic. This is the day I've been waiting for all year. This is very exciting news for the five people who still buy newspapers and can afford to eat in restaurants.
Craig: Scarier than a earthquake, worse than fires, crazier than Mel Gibson on a road trip. That's right, light rain in Los Angeles.
Craig: Rain in Los Angeles is like a tornado anywhere else. By the way, those of you in the studio audience, you should be aware that there is a leaky roof here. That's why I said, don't make a lot of noise cause it leaks there. But this audience is from LA so in the event of a leak and the place floods you can use your breast implants as a flotation device... you too, ladies.