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Craig comments on the Summer's 1st blockbuster movie, Watchmen, in tonight's monologue. Then welcoming a representative from the Girl Scouts, Betty White. The first guest is the star of the upcoming movie, Sunshine Cleaning, AMY ADAMS. Later, artist M. WARD performs a song from his 7th studio album, Hold Time. Also tonight, comedian Nick Griffin performs.
Sunshine Cleaning (which also Emily Blunt and Alan Arkin) released on March 27th, 2009
M. Ward's NEW album, Hold Time, released on February 17th, 2009
Craig: The first blockbuster of 2009, Watchmen, I'm very excited, although...I don't know what it's about.
Craig: Maybe the Watchmen are just a bunch of guys who watch men...perhaps I could join them.
Craig: (talking about former Vice President Dick Cheney) Do you know I met him when I did the White House Correspondence Dinner, he's like a Bond villain.
Craig: The last time I was in Vegas, i was in the MGM with my son and we're looking out the hotel window and the Hooters casino is across the street and my son is 7, he says Dad look a casino for people who like owls.
Craig: (to the audience) Your just applauding so I wont shout at you again...
Betty White: I'm Betty White I can get you all killed.
Betty White: The hobo cried like a little bitch!