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Craig covers a variety of topics in tonight's monologue, including him being asked to be on Dancing with the Stars and his weekend trip to Indianapolis. The first guest of the night, JASON SEGEL, is the star of the CBS sitcom, How I Met Your Mother and the upcoming film, I Love You, Man. Later, the "funniest comedian in the world", DAVE ATTELL is on.
I Love You, Man (which also stars Paul Rudd), released on March 20th, 2009
How I Met Your Mother airs Monday's @ 8:30 on CBS
Craig: If you wanna get Barbie something special for her birthday, how about some genitals for Ken?
Craig: They asked me to be on Dancing with the Stars but it fell through. Couldn't do it, they couldn't find a star to pair me up with.
Craig: I'd say anything to get off the phone with these phone poll bastards. I've told them I'm afraid of spiders, I'm incontinent, I have pubic lice...sometimes I even lie to them.