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Craig covers a variety of topics in tonight's monologue, including him being asked to be on Dancing with the Stars and his weekend trip to Indianapolis. The first guest of the night, JASON SEGEL, is the star of the CBS sitcom, How I Met Your Mother and the upcoming film, I Love You, Man. Later, the "funniest comedian in the world", DAVE ATTELL is on.
How I Met Your Mother airs Monday's @ 8:30 on CBS
I Love You, Man (which also stars Paul Rudd), released on March 20th, 2009
Craig: If you wanna get Barbie something special for her birthday, how about some genitals for Ken?
Craig: I'm in Indianapolis last night and staying in this hotel, the Conrad hotel and it's awesome. I have the best steak I ever had. Best I ever had and I knew it'd be great cause the waiter said you'll enjoy yourself cause we rub your meat...he said we rub your meat here...then I went to the restaurant and had a steak.
Craig: They asked me to be on Dancing with the Stars but it fell through. Couldn't do it, they couldn't find a star to pair me up with.
Craig: I love Dancing with the stars though, being able to vote makes me feel like I'm part of the show. So does, you know, dressing up in heels and dancing around the living room.
Craig: I'd say anything to get off the phone with these phone poll bastards. I've told them I'm afraid of spiders, I'm incontinent, I have pubic lice...sometimes I even lie to them.