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Craig comments on the stock market's 400 point single day climb and offers some opinions on the just announced 10 concert "tour of London" that pop weirdo, Michael Jackson, is planning. On the guest list tonight is ROSARIO DAWSON, star of the limited release flick, Explicit Ills. Later, the star of the FOX reality series, Hell's Kitchen, GORDON RAMSAY is on for some chat.
Craig: (to the audience) We're in a recession we can't afford to use up all our applause...especially when it's fake.
Craig: You too ladies...
Craig: (talking about the stock market going up 400 points) I haven't seen anything shoot up this fast since Amy Winehouse.
Craig: (talking about going to a Michael Jackson concert) Anyway, there was a lot of dancing, screaming and crotch grabbing...and that was just me before the concert.
Craig: (talking directly into the camera[/i]) Anyway it's Michael Jackson we're talking about, don't you try to distract me with your pouty lips...you too ladies.