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Tonight we celebrate Bernie Madoff's 150 year prison sentence with Craig cutting him to shreds in the monologue. We then get a peak at Craig's good friend, Prince Charles and his NEW series, The Rather Late Program. The first guest is JIM PARSONS of The Big Bang Theory on CBS. Later SARA BAREILLES performs a song from her NEW album, Little Voices.
The Big Bang Theory airs Monday's @ 8:00pm on CBS
Sarah Bareilles NEW album, Little Voice released on March 18th, 2009
Craig: I'm sorta like a bad tempered werewolf...without the werewolf part.
Craig: ...and they say during a full moon more arrests are made. And I don't think it's because there's more crime going on. I think it's because the moon lights up the streets and the cops can find the criminals.
Craig: (talking about Bernie Madoff) And when Madoff was in court he had to wear a bullet proof vest because he is so despised. They have to put him in a cell that separates him from the general population cause everybody hates this guy. He's like Osama Bin Laden, O.J. Simpson and Rush Limbaugh all rolled into one person.
Craig: ...that's not fair cause Rush Limbaugh already looks like three people rolled into one.
Craig: (referring to the Bernie Madoff stole) Here's my question, where did that money go? 65 billion dollars is a lot of money. You can't just disappear that money unless it's in the stock market...or a strip club.
Craig: I always lose money at strip clubs, I wonder where these guys keep all that money that I give them?