The Big Bang Theory airs Monday's @ 8:00pm on CBS
Sarah Bareilles NEW album, Little Voice released on March 18th, 2009
Craig: I'm sorta like a bad tempered werewolf...without the werewolf part.
Craig: ...and they say during a full moon more arrests are made. And I don't think it's because there's more crime going on. I think it's because the moon lights up the streets and the cops can find the criminals.
Craig: (talking about Bernie Madoff) And when Madoff was in court he had to wear a bullet proof vest because he is so despised. They have to put him in a cell that separates him from the general population cause everybody hates this guy. He's like Osama Bin Laden, O.J. Simpson and Rush Limbaugh all rolled into one person.
Craig: ...that's not fair cause Rush Limbaugh already looks like three people rolled into one.
Craig: (referring to the Bernie Madoff stole) Here's my question, where did that money go? 65 billion dollars is a lot of money. You can't just disappear that money unless it's in the stock market...or a strip club.
Craig: I always lose money at strip clubs, I wonder where these guys keep all that money that I give them?