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It's the day after Saint Patrick's Day and Craig has a hangover (but not from drinking). And of course the monologue is about the just concluded holiday. The guest line-up tonight includes the semi-regular, semi-confused, but still funny as hell, STEVEN WRIGHT. Later, cutie pie RASHIDA JONES chats up Craig and gives us a preview of her new movie, I Love You, Man.
Craig: It's the day after Saint Patrick's day and in Chicago they're still cleaning up, because yesterday the Chicago river was dark green. Nothing to do with Saint Patrick's day, Oprah was just washing her money.
Craig: You're supposed to wear green on Saint Patrick's day, I wore green underwear to help keep my lucky charms in place.
Craig: (talking about passing out a on bus on Halloween dressed as a pirate) I hope no one plundered my booty!