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Craig's monlogue tonight features the news that his boss, David Letterman, got married over the weekend. He then welcomes his first guest of the night, PAUL RUDD, the star of the big screen flick, I Love You, Man. Later, legendary comedian GEORGE WALLACE takes the stage.
Craig: This morning on the The View Barabra Walters made a joke about using a vibrator. Thankfully The View is on in the morning before people have eaten anything they can throw up.
Craig: I was in New York last week. The whole week I had a great time, I went on all the talk shows. I didn't do much else, it was like I was the President.
Craig: (talking about President Obama) I'm bitter cause he did Jay instead of Dave.
Craig: That's a great show, David Letterman. That's a proper late night show, he's got it all. He's got a band, real tv lights, he's got an audience that aren't drunk homeless people.
Craig: Drizzling Dudes is also the name of a movie I accidently produced and starred in.
Craig: On this show if I ask for suspenders they get me dental floss and paper clips.
Craig: The day after I was on Letterman I was on Live with Regis and Kelly. What an experience. I sat to the left of Regis, so I'm still partially deaf in my right ear.
Craig: I didn't tip him, I'm Scottish.