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Craig's friend (and semi-regular) Steven Wright makes another unannounced appearance. Craig then takes focus on President Obama's first European tour in the monologue (see quotes). Also we get a "live" report from Detroit about the security at the Final Four from Reno 911's, "Lt. Dangle" and "Deputy Travis Junior". Later, ISABELLA ROSELLINI is the first guest of the night and offers a preview of her NEW series, Green Porn. Also, LINDA CARDELLINI is on and gives her thoughts on the end of her series, ER.
Steven Wright: When I was a baby I kept a diary and recently I was rereading it. Day one, still tired from the move. Day two, everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot. That's it.
Craig: Whatever happened to Chevy Chase? The great comic actor who ruined his career by doing a late night show...remind you of anyone?
Craig: (talking about President Obama meeting Prince Charles) You know Prince Charles is gonna be excited about this cause this is the first time he's met someone with ears the same size as his.
Craig: (pretending to be Prince Charles) Mr. President you got large ears, I'm got large ears, let's go listening to things.
Craig: I think Obama will have a great time in London, it's a lovely place. I used to live there. 12 million people in London about 500 teeth.
Craig: The London subway and George Michael are very different of course. One has been riden by thousands and breaks down occasionally and the other one is the subway.