Recap
At the E-Com-On Computer Corporation in Vienna, Virginia, party-goers are going inside while on the roof, two shadowy figures are slipping in through an air vent: Frohike and Byers. The party is for the new state-of-the-art research facility, but as the woman in charge talks about a new age in computer technology, a man in the crowd taunts her and asks about the new Octium IV chip they're developing. The man, Langly, demands the truth and reveals it's designed to keep tabs on the users...
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Episode Quotes
Langly: What we won't do for the Constitution.
Frohike: Yeah, like having a roll of tape shoved up our kazoos.
Kimmy: What is this, another one of your wacko conspiracy theories, like who shot J.R.?
Langly: JFK.
Kimmy: Whatever.
Byers: That's why I teamed up with you guys. You're true believers.
Frohike: And I thought it was for the chick throw-off.
Langly: Congrats on not being dead.
Bertram: Oh, the day is young.
Langly: I'll try decrypting in background mode.
Byers: How long will that take?
Langly: In my counts per sec, I estimate seven to ten days.
Byers: Oh. Needless to say...
Langly: Our asses are fried.