The Lone Gunmen Episode Guide

1 :01x01 - Pilot

First aired: Mar/04/2001
Writer: John Shiban, Frank Spotnitz, Vince Gilligan, Chris Carter
Director: Rob Bowman
Guest star: George Coe (Bertram Roosevelt Byers), Wally Dalton (Ray Helm/Overlord), Jim Fyfe (Kimmy the Geek), David Kaye (Pilot), Mark Gibbon (First Guard), Steve Makaj (N.D. Man), Dee Jay Jackson (Demo Man), John Innes (Reverend), Brenda James (Publicist), Chris Gora (Co-Pilot (as Christopher Gora)), James Hutson (Bearded Man), Tony Morelli (Assassin), Garvin Cross (Navigator)

After a mysterious and beautiful interloper thwarts their heist, the Gunmen unravel a conspiracy that hits closer to home.

2 :01x02 - Bond, Jimmy Bond

First aired: Mar/11/2001
Writer: John Shiban, Vince Gilligan, Frank Spotnitz
Director: Bryan Spicer
Guest star: Oleg Palme (Valet), Kevan Ohtsji (Toshiro), Demord Dann (Team Medic), Shawn Stewart (Linebacker), Christina Jastrzembska (Mrs. Goldsmith), Edward Hart (Alex Goldsmith), Hiro Kanagawa (Businessman), Alexander Kalugin (Russian Guy)

While searching for the killer of a notorious hacker, the astute three find a not-so-astute fourth.

3 :01x03 - Eine Kleine Frohike

First aired: Mar/16/2001
Writer: John Shiban
Director: David Jackson
Guest star: Mary McDonald (Mrs. Allsop), Tammy Bentz (Uniform Cop #1), Robert Seckler (Uniform Cop #2 (as Rob Seckler)), Jilena Cori (Madame Davos), Alan Dale (Michael Wilhelm), Sheila Paterson (Louella Everage), Ruth Manning (Mrs. Haag)

A lederhosen-clad Frohike convinces a Nazi war criminal that he is her long-lost son.

4 :01x04 - Like Water for Octane

First aired: Mar/18/2001
Writer: Collin Freisen
Director: Richard Compton
Guest star: Michael Eklund (FOI) Clerk), Matthew Munn (Boy in Suit (Young Byers)), Shareen J. Mitchell (Shelley Mizer), Mark Valley (Henry Farst), Eric Pospisil (Young Langly), Benjamin Libbiter (Freckled Boy), Lauren Kennedy (Pigtail Girl), Danny McKinnon (Towhead Boy), Katlyn Alexandra DuCharme (Snooty Girl), Gordie Giroux (Young Frohike), Jay Kirby (Football Player), Billy Mitchell (Farmer (Langly's Dad)), Timothy Webber (Jason Guthrie)

The search for a water-powered car fuels the Gunmen to encounter missile silos, cows and unhelpful government clerks.

5 :01x05 - Three Men and a Smoking Diaper

First aired: Mar/23/2001
Writer: Chris Carter
Director: Bryan Spicer
Guest star: Sean Allan (Field Reporter), Patricia Drake (Martha Ashley), Candus Churchill (Singer #1 (Lead Singer)), Christopher Rich (Senator Jefferson), Madisyn Lacouvee (the kid (toddler)), Randy Becker (Campaign Manager Jock Busfield), Daniel Bacon (Technician), Ernst Wedekind (Doctor), Enid-Raye Adams (Brenda Sally), Carolyn Tweedle (Stern Nurse), Morgan Lacouvee (the kid (toddler)), Mitchell Kosterman (Mustachioed Officer), Lovie Eli (Singer #2), Lindsay Bourne (Producer), Sibel Thrasher (Singer #3)

It's not politics as usual when a Senator's mistress is murdered and the Gunmen are forced to babysit the evidence.

6 :01x06 - Madam, I'm Adam

First aired: Mar/30/2001
Writer: Thomas Schnauz
Director: Bryan Spicer
Guest star: Greg Barr (Dwarf Santini), David Thomson (Man with Net), Rob Court (Technician), David Bloom (Weary Man #2/Tom Shantz), Casey Dubois (Little Boy), Beverley Breuer (Woman/Carol Shantz), David Earl Waterman (Maniac Marvin), Stephen Tobolowsky (Adam Burgess/Charlie Muckle), Debbie Lee Carrington (Sadie Muckle), Marie Stillin (Dr. Lois Davico), Arnie Walters (Preacher), David Mylrea (Wrestler)

Midget wrestlers and a hyperactive television salesman may help the Gunmen with a guy suffering from a severe case of identity crisis.

7 :01x07 - Planet of the Frohikes

First aired: Apr/06/2001
Writer: Vince Gilligan
Director: John Kretchmer
Guest star: Edward Woodward (Peanuts the Chimp), Peter Bryant (Sergeant (Lead MP)), Forbes Angus (French Trade Minister), Bruce Verdoni (Pierre), Marco Roy (Reporter), Leland Crooke (Dr. Hasslip), Kwesi Ameyaw (2nd MP)

The Gunmen receive an email from an unwilling captive being subjected to secret government tests, but find their contact to be genetically altered, super monkey.

8 :01x08 - Maximum Byers

First aired: Apr/13/2001
Writer: Vince Gilligan, Frank Spotnitz
Director: Vincent Misiano
Guest star: Robert LaSardo (Lowry), Betty Linde (Alberta Pfeiffer), Theodore Thomas (Thomas Eames/Elvis), Darren E. Burrows (Douglas Robert Pfeiffer), Kevin McNulty (Jeremy Wash), Aaron Pearl (Officer Tollin), French Tickner (Shopkeeper), Mark Acheson (Trustee), Gardiner Millar (Sergeant Runsellhoff), Billy Mitchell (Emcee), Derek Morrison (Chief Guard), Badja Djola (Spike/Wallace Crendell Atherton)

The only way to make a final plea to a convicted killer is to penetrate Death Row, but the boys do it as pretend prisoners.

9 :01x09 - Diagnosis: Jimmy

First aired: Apr/20/2001
Writer: John Shiban
Director: Bryan Spicer
Guest star: Bill Macy (Dimsdale), John Walsh (Himself), Robin Mossley (Dr. Bellucci), Rob Freeman (Dimsdale's son), David Glyn-Jones (Mr. Keever), Shawn Batten (Nurse Marilyn), Robert Bruce (Resident Surgeon), Andrea Kinsky (Scrub Nurse), Michael Puttonen (Dr. Bromberg), D. Neil Mark (Officer)

While laid up in the hospital after a skiing accident, an amnesia-stricken Jimmy suspects his doctor is a wanted killer offing his patients.

10 :01x10 - Tango de los Pistoleros

First aired: Apr/27/2001
Writer: Thomas Schnauz
Director: Bryan Spicer
Guest star: Gabriela Rojo (Elderly Cuban Woman), Susana Dominguez (choreographer (Nita Leon)), Francesca Burden (Woman #2), John Vargas (Leonardo Santavos), Indiana Luna (Woman #3), Jose Vargas (choreographer (Nicholas von Getz)), Colin Heath (Duncan), Jim Fyfe (Kimmy the Geek (Belmont)), Jodine Baluk (Woman #1), Stellina Rusich (Carlotta), Silvio Pollio (Emanuel Morales), Rob Daly (Dance Judge), David Palffy (Mariano Cuchillo), Eva DeViveiros (Laundress), Alfonso Quijada (Hernando)

After the Gunmen bungle her elaborate investigation and blow her cover, Yves is forced to play tango partner in order to engage the criminal mastermind she has been tracking.

11 :01x11 - The Lying Game

First aired: May/04/2001
Writer: Nandi Bowe
Director: Richard Compton
Guest star: Kim Kondrashoff (Angry Guy), Lawrence Cotton (Waiter), Angela Piette (Guest #1), Robert Rozen (Mr. Memory), Jano Frandsen (FBI Guard), James Tsai (Guest (#2)), Glenn Ennis (Bartender), Anthony John Denison (Larry Rose), Peter J. Lucas (Ara Frumin), Frederick Pleasure II (Tow Truck Driver), Raoul Ganeev (Goon), Catherine Dent (Carol Strode), Mitch Pileggi (AD Walter Sergei Skinner), Robert Lewis (Jeff Strode), Maria Louisa Figura (Larry's Wife)

The murder of a professional blackmailer, an appeal by the victim's sister and evidence linking the crime to FBI Assistant Director Walter Skinner cause the Gunmen to question what's a lie and what's really the truth.

12 :01x12 - The Cap'n Toby Show

First aired: Jun/01/2001
Writer: John Shiban, Vince Gilligan, Frank Spotnitz
Director: Carol Banker
Guest star: Tom Poston (Cap'n Toby/Fred Tabalowski), Clayton Watmough (Second Man), Jasmin Dring (Captain Toby's Wife), Jodelle Micah Ferland (Little Girl), Cyia Batten (Agent Blythe), Rekha Sharma (First EMT), Michael Eklund (Weiner Man), Brian Drummond (Lead Agent), Darryl Scheelar (First Man), Ben Bass (John Gillnitz), Zahf Paroo (Reporter #2), Norma Wick (Reporter (as Norma Jean Wick)), Eric Pospisil (Young Langly), Douglas Newell (Puppeteer)

All hell breaks loose on the set of a kid's television show when Langly's childhood hero is accused of being an international spy.

13 :01x13 - All About Yves

First aired: May/11/2001
Writer: Vince Gilligan, Frank Spotnitz, John Shiban
Director: Bryan Spicer
Guest star: Jim Fyfe (Kimmy the Geek (Belmont)), David Duchovny (Fox Mulder), Max Wyman (Clerk), Tanya Reid (2nd Woman), Michael McKean (Morris Fletcher), Sylvesta Stuart (Lead Soldier), Peter Hall (Sharply Dressed Man), Kendall Cross (1st Woman)

While tailing "Man in Black" Morris Fletcher, the boys stumble upon what may be a link to Romeo 61, the granddaddy of all conspiracies that happens to lead right back to Yves.