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The Middle Episode Guide

1 :01x01 - Pilot

First aired: Sep/30/2009
Writer: DeAnn Heline, Eileen Heisler
Director: Julie Ann Robinson
Guest star: Chris Kattan (Bob), Brian Doyle-Murray (Mr. Ehlert), Amy Farrington (Gail), Patricia Belcher (Mrs. Rettig), Mike Randleman (flight attendant), Ping Wu (Mr. Yamamoto), Andy Kreiss (choir director), Peter Breitmayer (Pete), Jeanette Miller (Aunt Edie), Frances Bay (Aunt Ginny), Robert Clendenin (P.A.)

Sue auditions for the choir of a show; Frankie is asked by Brick to attend his class presentation dressed in a costume; and Frankie believes she has finally sold a car.



2 :01x02 - The Cheerleader

First aired: Oct/07/2009
Writer: DeAnn Heline, Eileen Heisler
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Guest star: Brian Doyle-Murray (Mr. Ehlert), Garrett Ryan (Boy), Maurice G. Smith (Neighbor Guy #1), Charles C. Stevenson, Jr. (Old Hoosier), Julianne Buescher (Woman Customer), Laura Heisler (Librarian), Peter Breitmayer (Pete)

Frankie, acting as the family cheerleader, encourages Sue to try out for the swim team. Meanwhile, Frankie comes up with a promotional idea at work to fill a car with jelly beans; and Sue learns she needs glasses.



3 :01x03 - The Floating Anniversary

First aired: Oct/14/2009
Writer: Rob Ulin
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Brian Doyle-Murray (Mr. Ehlert), Peter Breitmayer (Pete), Wesley Thompson (Cop), Tom Mann (Brendan Nichols), Frances Bay (Aunt Ginny), Jeanette Miller (Aunt Edie)

An ill Brick thwarts the romantic anniversary plans for Frankie and Mike, as does a lovesick Sue, a learner's permit-toting Axl, a pair of crazy aunts and their diaper wearing dog.



4 :01x04 - The Trip

First aired: Oct/21/2009
Writer: Jana Hunter, Mitch Hunter
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Guest star: Michael William Arnold (Obnoxious Kid), Van Epperson (Cafeteria Worker), Susan Harmon (Mrs. Wilkinson), Scott Michael Morgan (Chuck), Lexi Jourden (Olivia), Mel Rodriguez (Mr. Perez), Brian Doyle-Murray (Mr. Ehlert)

Sue finally finds her calling -- selling thousands of dollars in sausage and cheese samples -- earning her a trip to the state capitol. However, when the school fails to recognize her for her accomplishment, Frankie urges her to fight for the trip she earned. Meanwhile, Brick's first girlfriend ends up being very bossy towards him.



5 :01x05 - The Block Party

First aired: Oct/28/2009
Writer: Alex Reid
Director: Ken Whittingham
Guest star: Antoine Perry (Student), Jeffrey Wallace (Six-year-old Axl), Rachel Marie (Sophie), Jason Edgar (Trevor), Krista Braun (Mrs. Tompkins), Austin Trace (Kid #2), Terrell Ransom Jr. (Spencer), Harrison Forsyth (Kid #1), Lance Carter (Coach), Thomas F. Duffy (Jack Meenahan), Jen Ray (Nancy), Beau Wirick (Sean)

Michael gets involved in various activities, finally choosing a block party lawn mower contest, after Brick's teachers determine that he is socially challenged.



6 :01x06 - The Front Door

First aired: Nov/04/2009
Writer: Russ Woody
Director: Michael Spiller
Guest star: Brian Doyle-Murray (Mr. Ehlert), Derek Waters (Owen Ehlert), Riley B. Smith (Three-year-old Axl), Jeffrey Wallace (Six-year-old Axl), Scott Ward (Conservatively dressed man), Michael Boucher (Wayne), Peter Breitmayer (Pete)

Mike insists that Axl fix the front door after he accidentally breaks it down. Meanwhile, it's time for Sue's school picture and she's not exactly photogenic.



7 :01x07 - The Scratch

First aired: Nov/18/2009
Writer: Eileen Heisler, DeAnn Heline
Director: Alex Reid, Wendey Stanzler
Guest star: Betsy Hume (Woman), Will Matthews (Mr. Seifried), Adilah Barnes (Receptionist), Mary-Pat Green (Mrs. Larimer), Rick Hall (Officer McCoy), Vicki Lewis (Carol Barry), Brian Doyle-Murray (Mr. Ehlert)

When the Heck family works to get trash into the passing garbage truck, Frankie accidentally hits Brick with a beer bottle, which leaves a small scratch on him. When Brick mentions at school that the scratch is from a beer his mother threw, a social worker is called to look into the family.



8 :01x08 - Thanksgiving

First aired: Nov/25/2009
Writer: Vijal M. Patel
Director: Michael Spiller
Guest star: Brian Doyle-Murray (Mr. Ehlert), Peter Breitmayer (Pete), John Cullum (Big Mike), Megan Hubbell (Cute Girl), Jeris Lee Poindexter (Old Man), Frances Bay (Aunt Ginny), Jeanette Miller (Aunt Edie), J. Brock Ciarlelli (Brad Bottig)

Frankie's hopes for the perfect Thanksgiving are ruined when Mr. Ehlert makes the staff work on the holiday. Meanwhile, Frankie and Mike meet Sue's first boyfriend, and Axl loses Brick in a corn maze.



9 :01x09 - Siblings

First aired: Dec/02/2009
Writer: Rob Ulin
Director: Barnet Kellman
Guest star: Laura Ann Kesling (Dotty), Sam Schuder (Shelly), Rhonda Aldrich (Kathryn), Troy Metcalf (Jim), Malcolm Foster Smith (Dave), Beau Wirick (Sean), Jen Ray (Nancy), Frances Bay (Aunt Ginny), Jeanette Miller (Aunt Edie)

Frankie sets out to get her kids to stop arguing with one another. Meanwhile, Aunt Edie makes a terrible mistake at the quarry, which leads to Mike debating whether or not to fire her.



10 :01x10 - Christmas

First aired: Dec/09/2009
Writer: Roy Brown
Director: Reginald Hudlin
Guest star: J. Brock Ciarlelli (Brad Bottig), Joseph Whipp (Mike's Boss), Charles Dougherty (Choir Director), Donovan Scott (Santa), Dierk Torsek (Reverend)

While Frankie rehearses for her Christmas midnight mass solo, Mike agrees to handle getting Christmas ready. However, Frankie becomes jealous when she thinks that Mike is doing a better job than she usually does. Meanwhile, Frankie and Mike try to get Brick into the holiday spirit.



11 :01x11 - The Jeans

First aired: Jan/06/2010
Writer: Mitch Hunter, Jana Hunter
Director: Jamie Babbit
Guest star: Mandy Musgrave (Kate)

Sue is desperate to get a pair of jeans in order to fit in at school, which Frankie and Mike fight over whether or not to indulge her need, as well as Axl's want for a car. Meanwhile, Frankie and Mike let Brick take care of Doris, Aunt Edie and Aunt Ginny's dog, in order to teach him responsibility.



12 :01x12 - The Neighbor

First aired: Jan/06/2010
Writer: Jana Hunter, Mitch Hunter
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Guest star: Brooke Shields (Rita Glossner), Gabriel Basso (Rodney Glossner), Gibson Sjobeck (Four-Year-Old Glossner), Parker James Bolek (Wade Glossner), Aimee Carrero (Teenage Sales Clerk), Thomas F. Duffy (Jack Meenahan), Blaine Saunders (Carly), David Chandler (Derrick Glossner)

Sue has a run-in with the neighbor boys, but Frankie tries to avoid a confrontation with their trashy neighbor at all costs. Meanwhile, Axl tries to bribe Brick into completing a book report for him in exchange for teaching Brick how to kick a ball.



13 :01x13 - The Interview

First aired: Jan/13/2010
Writer: Vijal M. Patel
Director: Ken Whittingham
Guest star: Rachel Quaintance (Barb), Steve Byrne (Charles F. Barnes), Joel McCrary (Doug Morton), Kiva Jump (Teacher), Joseph Whipp (Mike's Boss), Mackenzie Brooke Smith (Megan), Troy Metcalf (Jim), Malcolm Foster Smith (Dave), Larell VanBuren (Ken Fickner)

Mike loses his job when the plant shuts down after Mike finds a dinosaur bone in the quarry. As he sets out to find a new job, Mike is put off by how technology has changed the ways that one goes about searching for a job. Meanwhile, Frankie tries to save Brick when he decides to run for school historian.



14 :01x14 - The Yelling

First aired: Feb/03/2010
Writer: Rob Ulin
Director: Elliot Hegarty
Guest star: Daniel Lewk (Security Guard), Monica Yudovich (Ellen Craig), Samantha Adams (Other Mom)

Frankie decides to stop yelling at and nagging her kids, as long as they do all of their school work without her telling them to do so. Meanwhile, Mike gets hired as a night driver delivering snack cakes with Bob.



15 :01x15 - Valentine's Day

First aired: Feb/10/2010
Writer: Bruce Rasmussen
Director: Chris Koch
Guest star: Suzy Nakamura (Beth), Luis Anthony (Beck), Dylan Rummel (Brian), Tahlena Chikami (Tanya), Devan Leos (Henry), Andrew J. Fishman (Zack), John Gammon (Darrin), Laura Siegel (Jill), Krista Braun (Mrs. Tompkins), Beau Wirick (Sean Donahue), Blaine Saunders (Carly)

It's Valentine's Day, and Frankie and Mike get to spend the evening at home together when Brick is invited to his first sleepover, Sue is invited to her first boy-girl party, and Axl has a date night with friends. However, Frankie and Mike's night together doesn't go as planned.



16 :01x16 - The Bee

First aired: Mar/03/2010
Writer: DeAnn Heline, Eileen Heisler
Director: Ken Whittingham
Guest star: Brian Doyle-Murray (Mr. Ehlert), Aidan Miner (Kid #2), Gregory Kasyan (Kid #1), Harrison Boxley (Boy Contestant), Noelani Bailey (Girl Contestant), Ryan Agahee (Sanjit), Keith Gerchak (Announcer), Duane Shepard (Judge), Jill E. Alexander (Penny), Kiva Jump (Mrs. Thomas)

When Mike discovers that Brick is a spelling wiz and won the school spelling bee, he puts all his efforts into training him to win the regional bee, which could ultimately lead to competing in the Scripps Spelling Bee. But as the family gets set for their road trip to Chicago for the regional bee, Frankie and Mike are horrified when they realize they forgot one thing -- Sue's birthday.



17 :01x17 - The Break Up

First aired: Mar/10/2010
Writer: Vijal M. Patel
Director: Wendey Stanzler
Guest star: Azim Rizk (Teen Boy), Tim Trobec (School Dad), Kristina Cohen (Willa), Nicole Travolta (Sasha), Jeris Lee Poindexter (Janitor), Sarah Rush (Sally Meenahan), Alexa Vega (Morgan), Brian Doyle-Murray (Mr. Ehlert)

Frankie and Mike are excited to discover that Axl has found the perfect girlfriend, Morgan, and that he's in love. But just as they start to get used to his new, sunny outlook on life, Morgan does the unthinkable and breaks up with him, leaving Axl completely heartbroken. Meanwhile, Sue learns that she's not the greatest of baby-sitters when she's put in charge of watching Brick and freaks him out -- as well as herself -- by letting him watch a scary movie.



18 :01x18 - The Fun House

First aired: Mar/24/2010
Writer: Roy Brown
Director: Chris Koch
Guest star: Beau Wirick (Sean), Amy Sedaris (Abby), Blaine Saunders (Carly), Christopher H. Fisher (Logan), J. Brock Ciarlelli (Brad), Peter Breitmayer (Pete Miller), Brian Doyle-Murray (Mr. Ehlert)

Frankie worries about her job when a motivational consultant is asked to speak to the sales staff; Mike gives advice to Sue's ex-boyfriend and helps Brick with a school project.



19 :01x19 - The Final Four

First aired: Mar/31/2010
Writer: Rob Ulin
Director: Alex Reid
Guest star: Brian Doyle-Murray (Mr. Ehlert), Phillip Wilburn (Paramedic), Dierk Torsek (Reverend Hayver), Adam Pilver (Surgeon), Jeanette Miller (Aunt Edie), Margarita Franco (Anesthesiologist), Frances Bay (Aunt Ginny)

Mike receives tickets to a basketball game that falls on the day of the funeral of Frankie's uncle; Brick tries to avoid a birthday party.



20 :01x20 - TV or Not TV

First aired: Apr/14/2010
Writer: Vijal M. Patel
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Guest star: Michael Kostroff (Financial Advisor), Devan Leos (Henry), Aramis Knight (Mitch), Piper Mackenzie Harris (Rayna), Parker Contreras (Eric), Mason Cook (Corey), Andrew J. Fishman (Zack), Dierk Torsek (Reverend Hayver), Will Matthews (Mr. Seifried), John Gammon (Darrin), Beau Wirick (Sean Donahue), Frances Bay (Aunt Ginny), Jeanette Miller (Aunt Edie)

Mike and Frankie decide to cut unnecessary expenses, including their cable TV; Brick and his fellow socially challenged friends are forced to socialize during recess.



21 :01x21 - Worry Duty

First aired: Apr/28/2010
Writer: Bruce Rasmussen
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Guest star: Brian Doyle-Murray (Mr. Ehlert), Alexa Vega (Morgan), Jillian Nelson (Inga.), Peter Breitmayer (Pete Miller)

Frankie worries that Axl will be heartbroken when his on-again and off-again girlfriend re-enters his life; Brick must watch over a baby chick for a school project.



22 :01x22 - Mother's Day

First aired: May/05/2010
Writer: Jana Hunter, Mitch Hunter
Director: Barnet Kellman
Guest star: Marsha Mason (Pat Spence), Hilary Pingle (Waitress)

Mother's Day for Frankie is anything but serene when she finds herself doing more for Mike and the kids and less for herself. But she learns that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree when she escapes the family for a few hours to go to her mom's and ends up acting like a child by making her mom wait on her hand-and-foot. Meanwhile, Sue feels guilty when she steals a motivational magnet from a store whose message actually enticed her to shoplift it



23 :01x23 - Signals

First aired: May/12/2010
Writer: DeAnn Heline, Eileen Heisler
Director: Jamie Babbit
Guest star: Audrey Wasilewski (Jody), Paul Hipp (Reverend TimTom), Beau Wirick (Sean), Erin Sossamon (Marcy), Lancaster Duplechin (boy), Cort Rogers (punching kid.), Cynthia Rube (Carol), Jen Ray (Nancy), Mandy McMillian (Henry's Mom), Terrence Beasor (Old Man), Krista Braun (Mrs. Tompkins), Parker Contreras (Eric), Andrew J. Fishman (Zack), John Gammon (Darrin), Devan Leos (Henry)

The Heck family BBQ is being planned as spring rolls around and Mike decides it's time for him and Brick to try to be more social at the event, as Frankie has pointed out that Mike's own social ineptness has been passed on to Brick. Meanwhile, Axl sets out to clean the family pool in order to entice the girls to stop by for a swim -- in their bikinis; and Sue finally finds someone who totally understands her -- church youth group leader Reverend TimTom -- but when she learns he may be leaving the parish due to budget cuts, she attempts to raise money to help finance his stay



24 :01x24 - Average Rules

First aired: May/19/2010
Writer: DeAnn Heline, Eileen Heisler
Director: Wendy Stanzler
Guest star: Betty White (Mrs. Nethercott), Dale Raoul (Guidance Counselor), Mary Passeri (Mrs. Seabrook), Greg Cromer (Coach Emerson), Andy Milder (Principal Sholin), Kiva Jump (Mrs. Thomas), Blaine Saunders (Carly), Adrienne Berry (Cross Country Girl)

After attending year-end school parent-teacher conferences, Frankie and Mike are shocked to discover that Brick may be held back from going to the third grade because the school librarian, Mrs. Nethercott (Betty White), has it out for him due to 31 unreturned books. Meanwhile, as Axl's aptitude test results reveal him to be academically gifted, Frankie makes it her mission to get an overlooked Sue the recognition she deserves when none of her teachers even realize that she's in their classes,



25 :02x01 - Back to School

First aired: Sep/22/2010
Writer: DeAnn Heline, Eileen Heisler
Director: Wendey Stanzler
Guest star: Doris Roberts (Mrs. Rinsky), Brian Doyle-Murray (Mr. Ehlert), Patrick Y. Malone (Mr. Rasmussen), Peter Breitmayer (Pete Miller)

Frankie comes up with a plan to stay on top of her kids' schedules; Brick's new teacher (Doris Roberts) accuses Frankie of being overprotective.



26 :02x02 - Homecoming

First aired: Sep/29/2010
Writer: Rob Ulin
Director: Ken Whittingham
Guest star: John Gammon (Darrin), Beau Wirick (Sean Donahue), Greg Cromer (Coach Emerson), Brian Doyle-Murray (Mr. Ehlert), Susie Geiser (TBD)

Axl has just made the varsity football team, much to Frankie's delight, and she looks forward to a life-long dream of dressing up and walking him out on the field with Mike during homecoming. However, when she learns that Sue's first cross-country meet is the same day, Frankie and Mike must each make a Sophie's Choice-like decision on which kid's activity to attend. Meanwhile, Mike gets Brick to rake up the leaves in the yard but is thrown when, instead of taking them to the dump, Brick wants to set them free in the forest.



27 :02x03 - The Diaper Incident

First aired: Oct/06/2010
Writer: Vijal M. Patel
Director: Wendey Stanzler
Guest star: J. Brock Ciarlelli (Brad Bottig), Beau Wirick (Sean Donahue), Blaine Saunders (Carly), Victor Herminio Lopez (stock boy), Judith Drake (old lady)

While shopping for baby diapers for Sue, who has run out of them on a baby-sitting job, Frankie is completely humiliated when a clerk assumes she's shopping for adult diapers. Meanwhile, after getting on Mike's case to get a physical exam because she thinks men tend to fall apart faster than women as they age, Frankie proceeds to throw out her back and hides it from Mike, who tells her he received a clean bill of health from the doctor; a clueless Sue falls for Axl's friend, Sean, who barely notices her existence; and Brick begins to test all of the age-old urban legends parents tell their kids - such as not to swallow a watermelon seed for fear one will grow in their belly - after discovering Frankie has used these white lies on him in the past.



28 :02x04 - The Quarry

First aired: Oct/13/2010
Writer: Alex Reid
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Guest star: Chanet Johnson (chess mom), Victoria Kelleher (gifted mom), Ethan Phillips (Mr. Stanford), Greg Cipes (Chuck), Brian Doyle-Murray (Mr. Ehlert), Travis Guba (angry dad), Jeff Lewis (male customer)

When Axl is suspended for skipping school, Mike decides it's time to teach his son a lesson about life and makes him go to work with him at the quarry. But Mike's master plan backfires when Axl likes the job so much that he wants to quit school and lead the life of a quarryman. Meanwhile, Frankie is devastated when she fears that she accidentally prayed away Sue's cross-country team after it's cut by the school; and while practicing a magic trick, Brick makes the main TV remote disappear - and can't figure out how to make it reappear.



29 :02x05 - Foreign Exchange

First aired: Oct/20/2010
Writer: Mitch Hunter, Jana Hunter
Director: Paul Lazarus
Guest star: Matthew Moy (Takayuki), Jen Ray (Nancy Donahue), Toshi Toda (Takayuki's dad), Laura Ann Kesling (Dotty Donahue), Steven Krueger (Esteban), Dierk Torsek (Reverend Hayver)

Frankie convinces the family to host a Japanese foreign exchange student.



30 :02x06 - Halloween

First aired: Oct/27/2010
Writer: Roy Brown
Director: Jamie Babbit
Guest star: Kelly Heyer (Michelle), Julie Brown (Mrs. Norwood), Jeanette Miller (Aunt Edie), Blaine Saunders (Carly), John Gammon (Darrin), Beau Wirick (Sean Donahue), Paul Hipp (Reverend TimTom), Lise Simms (woman), Kody Batchelor (older kid), Justin Prentice (teenage boy), Nicholas McDonald (Joe), Elle McLemore (Denise), Hunter Allan (Wylie), Terrence Beasor (Mr. Johnson), Frances Bay (Aunt Ginny)

Frankie is excited over being invited to an adult neighborhood Halloween party. But will she be able to get Mike to dress up in a costume, or will he have his own idea of fun? Meanwhile, a melancholy Sue's spirits are lifted when she discovers that Reverend TimTom is back in town and hosting a Halloween church event; things don't go quite as planned for Axl, his friends or their dates as they head out to an exclusive haunted house party; and Brick chooses a unique Halloween costume that is not easily defined.



31 :02x07 - A Birthday Story

First aired: Nov/03/2010
Writer: Vijal M. Patel
Director: Ken Whittingham
Guest star: John Gammon (Darrin), Beau Wirick (Sean Donahue), Malena Hougen (nurse), Treisa Gary (customer), Jason Boegh (ticket buyer), Liz Montgomery (librarian)

Frankie and Mike are speechless when, on his ninth birthday, Brick demands to hear the true story about the day he was born, which has remained a mysterious Heck family secret. Meanwhile, Axl's new manager at the movie theater turns out to be a conundrum - hot and dumb - which leaves a confused Axl wondering if her hotness trumps her incompetence.



32 :02x08 - Errand Boy

First aired: Nov/17/2010
Writer: Tim Hobert
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Guest star: Jeanette Miller (Aunt Edie), Kevin Carolan (Steve), Jillian Rose Reed (Shannon), Julie Brown (Paula Norwood), Blaine Saunders (Carly), John Gammon (Darrin), Beau Wirick (Sean Donahue), Frances Bay (Aunt Ginny)

Brick is sick and tired of being forced to accompany Frankie on her weekend errands and pleads with her to let him stay home alone. Meanwhile, Mike is torn over how to deal with Sue's friend when he overhears her diss his daughter, and with his fellow teammates all growing beards for the football playoffs, Axl tries to grow one of his own - with mixed results.



33 :02x09 - Thanksgiving II

First aired: Nov/24/2010
Writer: Rob Ulin
Director: Ken Whittingham
Guest star: Norm MacDonald (Rusty Heck), John Cullum (Mike Heck), Laura Heisler (Lisa), Mike Muscat (mailman), Frances Bay (Aunt Ginny), Jeanette Miller (Aunt Edie)

Mike begrudgingly invites his brother, Rusty, who is temporarily living in a tent, and his father, Big Mike, who has recently broken his hip, to join him for the annual Heck family Thanksgiving. But when Frankie observes the macho Heck men's non-communicative nature, she encourages a not-so-receptive Mike to engage them in a real conversation and express their feelings. Meanwhile, Brick is ecstatic when he discovers that Bob is bringing his girlfriend, Linda - the local librarian who loves books as much as Brick does - to Thanksgiving; and Sue wants to start a mother-daughter tradition of baking a pie for the holiday, but ends up getting more sliced up than the crust.



34 :02x10 - A Simple Christmas

First aired: Dec/08/2010
Writer: Jana Hunter, Mitch Hunter
Director: Elliot Hegarty
Guest star: Marsha Mason (Pat Spence), Jerry Van Dyke (Tag Spence), Jeanette Miller (Aunt Edie), Kurtis Bedford (Kevin), Gibson Sjobeck (littlest Glossner), Parker James Bolek (Wade Glossner), David Chandler (Derrick Glossner), Frances Bay (Aunt Ginny)

The Hecks count down the 12 days of Christmas with Frankie's parents, Pat and Tag, when they come to town to spend the holiday with the family - much to Mike's dismay. But when Frankie decides that she wants to take the focus off of the gifts and make it a simple Christmas, Pat and Tag have other ideas.



35 :02x11 - Taking Back the House

First aired: Jan/05/2011
Writer: DeAnn Heline, Eileen Heisler
Director: Barnet Kellman
Guest star: Blaine Saunders (Carly), Sean O'Bryan (Ron Donahue), Pat Finn (Bill Norwood), Julie Brown (Paula Norwood), Jen Ray (Nancy Donahue), Kamala Jones (New Mom)

After years of being at their kids' beck-and-call and never having time for themselves, Frankie and Mike decide to take charge of their lives and regain control over the Heck household. But Axl, Sue and Brick don't plan on going down without a fight.



36 :02x12 - The Big Chill

First aired: Jan/12/2011
Writer: Rob Ulin
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Guest star: Rick Overton (Obadiah), Carolyn Wilson (woman visitor), Michelle Pascarella (Starbucks manager), Drake Kemper (Best Buy manager), America Young (Gap manager), Rebecca Johnson (Peggy)

Mike gets mad at Frankie when she inadvertently pays $200 for eye cream; Axl cares for a mechanical doll for health class; Sue and Brick try to repair a hole in the wall.



37 :02x13 - Super Sunday

First aired: Jan/19/2011
Writer: Vijal M. Patel
Director: Paul Lazarus
Guest star: Brian Doyle-Murray (Mr. Ehlert), J. Brock Ciarlelli (Brad Bottig), Peter Breitmayer (Pete Miller), Pat Finn (Bill Norwood), J. J. Boone (nurse), Potsch Boyd (Vice-Principal Doyle), Troy Metcalf (Jim), Malcolm Foster Smith (Dave)

As the Super Bowl approaches, Mike is thrilled when Brick takes his advice and studies up on football in order to understand and talk the sport. But Axl thinks his little brother is taking over his turf by being Mike's football buddy - a position Axl used to cherish. Meanwhile, Frankie thinks her professional career is looking up when Mr. Ehlert chooses her to accompany him to a managerial seminar, and ex-boyfriend Brad asks Sue to be his dance partner for the school's annual Square Dancing with the Stars.



38 :02x14 - Valentine's Day II

First aired: Feb/09/2011
Writer: Roy Brown
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Guest star: Isabella Acres (Autumn Wagner), Delaina Mitchell (Janice Wagner), Blaine Saunders (Carly), Jacob Bertrand (Jake), Raymond Ochoa (Danny), Elle Labadie (Heather), Bryce Hurless (Dale), Mackenzie Brooke Smith (Megan), Bob Rumnock (man), Alison Sieke (Vanessa), Chelsea Royce Tavares (cheerleader), Dierk Torsek (Reverend Hayver), Nicholas McDonald (Joe)

As Valentine's Day approaches, Frankie becomes elated when elusive son Axl asks her to accompany him to help pick out a present and choose a restaurant to impress his mysterious new girlfriend - who may be way out of his league. Meanwhile, Mike inadvertently spills the beans about Brick's crush on fellow student Autumn, which totally humiliates his extremely shy son; and having neglected to get a name or email address, Sue begins a diligent search for the boy she kissed during a Halloween hayride.



39 :02x15 - Friends, Lies And Videotape

First aired: Feb/16/2011
Writer: Tim Hobert
Director: Alex Reid
Guest star: Alex Stamm (ticket seller), Kristin Cavalleri (Ms. Devereaux (as Kristin Cavallari)), Krista Braun (Mrs. Tompkins), Blaine Saunders (Carly), John Gammon (Darrin), Beau Wirick (Sean Donahue), Scotty Noyd Jr. (Sidewalk Boy), Virginia McMath (Darrin's mom (as Ginny McMath)), Kevin M. Horton (student), Andrew J. Fishman (Zack), Nick Shafer (Arlo), Andrew Astor (Gerald), Susan Leslie (Dawn)

Fearing that a friendless Brick could be missing out on his childhood, Frankie makes it her mission to find a suitable friend for him. Meanwhile, after Mike forbids Sue from seeing an R-rated film, she goes against her father's wishes and sneaks into a movie theater with her friend, Carly; and Axl and his band need a hot chick to appear in their online music video and try to shoot footage of their sexy biology teacher, Ms. Devereaux without her knowledge or consent



40 :02x16 - Hecks On A Plane

First aired: Feb/23/2011
Writer: Eileen Heisler, DeAnn Heline
Director: Elliot Hegarty
Guest star: John M. Keating (business traveler), Charles Emmett (security guy), Luenell (security woman), Jessica Wright (flight attendant), Marcy Goldman (lady passenger), Ayumi Iizuka (airline official), Catherine Kresge (first class attendant)

After Sue wins a family trip to New York, Murphy's Law goes into full effect when the Hecks board a plane and fly to the Big Apple.



41 :02x17 - The Math Class

First aired: Mar/02/2011
Writer: Mitch Hunter, Jana Hunter
Director: Alex Reid
Guest star: Doris Roberts (Ms. Rinsky), Mary-Pat Green (Principal Larimer), Jeanette Miller (Aunt Edie), Frances Bay (Aunt Ginny), Jessica Randle (receptionist), Eva Simone Fisher (secretary), Ron E. Dickinson (homeowner)

Frankie once again goes head to head with Brick's third grade teacher, Ms. Rinsky, when Brick gets a D on his math test and Frankie thinks poor teaching skills are to blame. But Frankie wonders whether or not she can make the grade when Ms. Rinsky requires that she and Mike attend a class to test their own math skills. Meanwhile, while begrudgingly watching over their crusty, old aunts, Axl and Sue mull over a plan to accompany Aunt Edie on a search for a time capsule she buried when she was young.



42 :02x18 - Spring Cleaning

First aired: Mar/23/2011
Writer: Vijal M. Patel
Director: Barnet Kellman
Guest star: Jen Ray (Nancy Donahue), Kenneth Chang (teen driver), Zachary Conneen (kid), Jerry Hauck (driver), Terrell Ransom Jr. (boy), Maurice G. Smith (cop No. 2), Michael Patrick McGill (cop No. 1)

Spring Break turns out to be anything but peaceful when the Hecks try to clean up 20 years of junk accumulated throughout the house. But digging through the past leads to some things that were better left forgotten. Meanwhile, Brick opens up a lucrative neighborhood information stand, giving advice on everything for a dollar per query.



43 :02x19 - The Legacy

First aired: Apr/13/2011
Writer: Rob Ulin
Director: Adam Davidson
Guest star: Thomas F. Duffy (Jack Meenahan), Greg Cromer (Coach Emerson), Jen Ray (Nancy Donahue), Sarah Rush (Sally Meenahan), David Chandler (Derrick Glossner), Parker James Bolek (Wade Glossner), Gibson Sjobeck (diaper Glossner), Austin Ryan Lahmon (four-year-old Axl), Noah Lomax (eight-year-old Axl), Jake Watkins (12-year-old Axl)

After receiving multiple warnings about leaving his dirty, smelly socks lying around the house, Mike has finally had enough and punishes Axl by forbidding him to play in the final school basketball game of the season. But everyone assumes that Mike is being petty when they discover that Axl could end up beating his father's record for most free throws landed in a season if he does play in the game. Meanwhile, Sue is ecstatic - but Frankie and Mike are suspicious -- when she wins an MVP trophy for cross-country, and Brick is humiliated when he's forced to wear hand-me-down clothes from his rebellious cousin.



44 :02x20 - Royal Wedding

First aired: Apr/20/2011
Writer: Vijal M. Patel
Director: Ken Whittingham
Guest star: Greg Cipes (Chuck), Malcolm Foster Smith (Dave), Troy Metcalf (Jim), Brian Palermo (Phil), Shanley Caswell (Samantha), Jim Blanchette (customer), Lamorne Morris (salesman), Mark Daugherty (Matt), Dyllan Christopher (Andy)

Obsessed with the upcoming Royal Wedding, Frankie shocks her family when she treats the event like the Super Bowl and begins purchasing commemorative chotchkies - as well as an expensive HDTV - to enjoy the festivities. Meanwhile, Brick tries to teach Sue how to become an on-air reporter when she decides to try out as an anchor for the school's Shucker News Team, and Mike has a mutiny on his hands at the quarry when he's forced to make cutbacks and takes away the one thing his workers care about - free pretzels.



45 :02x21 - Mother’s Day II

First aired: May/04/2011
Writer: Tim Hobert
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Guest star: Hal Landon, Jr. (photographer), Celia Finkelstein (Colleen), Brian Doyle-Murray (Mr. Ehlert), Nick Shafer (Arlo), Floyd Van Buskirk (carny), Rusty Burns (Sandy), Lauren Lapkus (cashier), Ashley L. Clark (ferris wheel guy)

Mike and the kids present Frankie with the perfect Mother's Day gift - a day to herself. But when her day off goes awry, Mike offers a do-over with the family, which comes with its own set of glitches.



46 :02x22 - The Prom

First aired: May/11/2011
Writer: Michael Saltzman
Director: Ken Whittingham
Guest star: Shanley Caswell (Samantha), Blaine Saunders (Carly), John Gammon (Darrin), Beau Wirick (Sean Donahue), Paul Hipp (Reverend TimTom), Katlin Mastandrea (Ashley), Nick Shafer (Arlo), Mark Daugherty (Matt)

After learning that Axl text-invited the wrong girl to prom and plans to solve the situation by standing her up, Frankie and Mike demand that he meet the girl face-to-face in a timely manner to gently break off the date - or face the music and take her to the big event. Meanwhile, Sue and her friend, Carly, try in earnest to fit in with the school's "B" crowd during lunch, and after a successful first show, Brick begins to bore Frankie and Mike with his impromptu one-man plays.



47 :02x23 - The Bridge

First aired: May/18/2011
Writer: Roy Brown
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Guest star: Michael Dunn (Lifeguard), Blaine Saunders (Carly), Beau Wirick (Sean Donahue), Jen Ray (Nancy Donahue), Nakia Burrise (saleswoman), Steffani Brass (daughter), Hayley Holmes (girl), Aedin Mincks (boy), Dawn Joyal (mom)

Frankie and Mike attempt to cure Brick of his irrational fear of crossing over bridges. Meanwhile, Axl is pitted against nemesis Sean Donahue when a lifeguard position opens up at the local public pool, and Frankie is ready to pull her hair out when she tries to help an indecisive and emotional Sue pick out a two-piece bathing suit to wear on the pool's opening day.



48 :02x24 - Back To Summer

First aired: May/25/2011
Writer: Eileen Heisler, DeAnn Heline
Director: Ken Whittingham
Guest star: Doris Roberts (Ms. Rinsky), Andy Milder (Mr. Sholin), Patrika Darbo (Ms. Jacobs), Jan Hoag (Nurse Fahler), Tom Beyer (Mr. Stevenson)

With only three days left until summer vacation, Frankie is ecstatic that she's made it through another school year with the family. But her happiness turns to panic when she and Mike learn that Brick needs to write a daily journal and turn it in to Ms. Rinsky or risk not moving up to the fourth grade; that Axl hasn't fulfilled his required 30 days of community service; and that, because of an error, Sue must prove that she never took a sick day from school in order to receive a perfect attendance award at her middle school graduation ceremony.



49 :03x01 - Forced Family Fun: Part 1 of 2

First aired: Sep/21/2011
Writer: Vijal M. Patel
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Guest star: Ray Romano (Nicky Kohlbrenner), Jen Ray (Nancy Donahue), Beau Wirick (Sean Donahue), Sean O'Bryan (Ron Donahue), Amy Crofoot (mother), Blaine Saunders (Carly), Trevor Glen Campbell (hot dog boy), Jill Tracy (Jill Hobert), Sam Schuder (Shelly Donahue), Laura Ann Kesling (Dotty Donahue), Liz Montgomery (librarian), Kathryn Collins (cute girl no. 1), Ashley Hawkins (cute girl no. 2), Victoria Bruno (cute girl no. 3)

With school about to start in a few days, Frankie realizes that she and Mike have barely spent time together with the kids over the summer, so she insists that they take a short family vacation. But when Mike decides that the perfect family getaway is a camping trip, memories of their campsite honeymoon 19 years earlier -- which was ruined by Nicky, a sad-sack former high school acquaintance of Mike's -- come flashing back.



50 :03x02 - Forced Family Fun: Part 2 of 2

First aired: Sep/21/2011
Writer: Vijal M. Patel
Director: Ken Whittingham
Guest star: Ray Romano (Nicky Kohlbrenner)

In the third-season opener, the Hecks goes on a camping trip, which sparks honeymoon memories for Frankie and Mike, whose honeymoon campout was spoiled by Mike's gloomy former classmate (Ray Romano).



51 :03x03 - Hecking Order

First aired: Sep/28/2011
Writer: Roy Brown
Director: Elliot Hegarty
Guest star: Chord Overstreet (Ralph Wilkerson), Christopher Darga (hall monitor), Judy Kain (Ms. Wright), Ryan Heinke (Doug), Galadriel Stineman (Lucy Howard), Kevin Joy (Steve Johnson)

With Sue now in high school with Axl - who is totally embarrassed by her presence - Axl decides to play a mischievous trick on her, which earns his perfectionist sister a number of tardy slips. Meanwhile, Mike sets a meeting with Brick's new fourth grade teacher, Mr. Wilkerson, after learning that he's allowing his son to skip gym; and Frankie and Mike bicker over which one of them is really the boss of the family.



52 :03x04 - Major Changes

First aired: Oct/05/2011
Writer: Eileen Heisler, DeAnn Heline
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Guest star: Marsha Mason (Pat Spence), Brian Doyle-Murray (Mr. Ehlert)

After being mortifyingly humiliated and grossed out due to a family member's actions, Frankie has a meltdown and decrees to the family that major changes need to take place in every aspect of the Heck household - and then packs up and abruptly leaves. But Frankie's not gone for good, as she heads to her mother's house for a little TLC and motherly advice to help her through the humiliation.



53 :03x05 - The Test

First aired: Oct/12/2011
Writer: Tim Hobert
Director: Elliot Hegarty
Guest star: Jen Ray (Nancy Donahue), Julie Brown (Paula Norwood), Virginia McMath (Darrin's mom (as Ginny McMath)), Mary-Pat Green (Principal Larimer), Natalie Lander (Debbie), Brittany Ross (Courtney), Casey Sander (Jack Tracy)

Frankie cracks down on Axl and forces him to focus on his future when she learns that the school PSATs are right around the corner and he hasn't even begun to study for them. Meanwhile, Sue once again tries out for a school activity that may not be a perfect fit for her - cheerleading -- and Mike tries to toughen Brick up when he learns that his son is being bullied at school.



54 :03x06 - Bad Choices

First aired: Oct/19/2011
Writer: Jana Hunter, Mitch Hunter
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Guest star: Chris Kattan (Bob), Jen Ray (Nancy Donahue), Beau Wirick (Sean Donahue), John Gammon (Darrin), J. Brock Ciarlelli (Brad Bottig), Julie Brown (Paula Norwood), Pat Finn (Bill Norwood), Sean O'Bryan (Ron Donahue), Sonya Eddy (Senora Porter), Vicki Davis (Debbie), Jeanne Taylor (Claudia), Price Carson (teacher)

As the Heck home begins to literally fall apart, Frankie and Mike consider leaving homeownership behind and moving the family to an apartment. Meanwhile, Axl tries to fake Frankie out by pretending that he's sick in order to get out of taking a school test - and must later convince her that he's well enough to attend a party that evening; Sue and her ex-sort-of-boyfriend, Brad, volunteer to prepare a school skit about showing the dangers of texting and drinking while driving; and Brick tries to offer a little bit of levity by spouting off Shakespearian quotes.



55 :03x07 - Halloween II

First aired: Oct/26/2011
Writer: David S. Rosenthal
Director: Elliot Hegarty
Guest star: Beau Wirick (Sean Donahue), John Gammon (Darrin), Mason Cook (Corey), Andrew J. Fishman (Zack), Devan Leos (Henry), Aidan Potter (Scott), Jake Netter (Theo), Karly Rothenberg (woman), Chris Chauncey (man), Hailey Sole (girl), Brady Allen (little boy)

After being embarrassed over wearing a childish costume at a high school Halloween costume party and being ignored by the guys, Sue asks a flabbergasted Mike for his advice on what boys want when it comes to girls. Meanwhile, Frankie reluctantly volunteers to take Brick's socially awkward school social skills group trick-or-treating, and Axl and his friends devise a plan to trick rather than treat the neighborhood kids on Halloween.



56 :03x08 - Heck's Best Thing

First aired: Nov/02/2011
Writer: Vijal M. Patel
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Guest star: Chris Kattan (Bob), Casey Sander (Jack Tracy), Jeanette Miller (Aunt Edie), Paul Connor (Salesclerk), Tracy Weisert (Cashier)

Frankie and Mike are convinced that slacker son Axl will blow his interview with a football scout, which could earn him a scholarship to college. Meanwhile, Sue and Brick begin a texting marathon - and rack up some serious charges - when they discover that Aunt Edie accidentally gave them her cell phone; and Frankie tries to be completely attentive to the family's needs when she realizes that she's more considerate to outsiders than her own kin.



57 :03x09 - The Play

First aired: Nov/16/2011
Director: Eyal Gordin
Guest star: Norm MacDonald (Rusty Heck), Chris Kattan (Bob), Harry Groener (Gene), Jill Basey (Science Teacher), Jenny Lerner (Dorothy)

Frankie is thrilled when she learns that the Orson Community Theater is putting on a production of "The Wizard of Oz," and that kids don't need to audition to be munchkins, as they will be automatically cast - which is a perfect scenario for a hapless Sue. But things quickly go awry when Frankie is cast in a singing role and learns the director is not happy with Sue's performance and may cut her from the play. Meanwhile, Brick asks his unreliably quirky Uncle Rusty (Norm Macdonald) to attend his school's Special Friends Day - with disastrous results.



58 :03x10 - Thanksgiving III

First aired: Nov/23/2011
Writer: Tim Hobert
Director: Elliot Hegarty
Guest star: Marsha Mason (Pat Spence), Jerry Van Dyke (Tag Spence), Molly Shannon (Janet), Gabrielle Christian (Cashier), Marlowe Peyton (Lucy)

Frankie's parents, Pat (Marsha Mason) and Tag (Jerry Van Dyke), invite the Hecks to spend a few days at their house to celebrate Thanksgiving together. But the festivities begin to fall apart quickly when Frankie's sister, Janet (Molly Shannon), and her family also join in, and soon the siblings are at each other's throats over their widely differing parenting techniques. Meanwhile, Mike tries to offer some advice to Axl on how to pick up girls when he witnesses his son trying to impress a pretty mini-mart cashier - and fails miserably; Brick attempts to prove his innocence when he is accused by Janet of damaging her daughter's expensive toy; and Sue is stoked when Frankie, Pat and Janet invite her to take part in their gossip sessions.



59 :03x11 - A Christmas Gift

First aired: Dec/07/2011
Writer: Mitch Hunter, Jana Hunter
Director: Blake T. Evans
Guest star: Chris Kattan (Bob), Paul Hipp (Reverend TimTom), Jen Ray (Nancy Donahue), Julie Brown (Paula Norwood), Virginia McMath (Darrin's mom), Pat Finn (Bill Norwood), Brianne Howey (Emily), Malcolm Foster Smith (Dave)

On a tipsy whim - and against Mike's wishes - Frankie decides to throw a Christmas Eve party at the house; Mike buys Frankie a much needed new dishwasher for Christmas, but has a hard time keeping it a secret when she begs him to replace the old one before the party; Sue calls on Reverend TimTom to explain the meaning of Christmas to Brick when he reads the Bible and begins to question it; and Axl gets annoyed with Bob when he tries too hard to be cool in order to befriend him while working together on a Christmas tree lot.



60 :03x12 - Year of the Hecks

First aired: Jan/04/2012
Writer: David S. Rosenthal
Director: Elliot Hegarty
Guest star: J. Brock Ciarlelli (Brad Bottig), Malcolm Foster Smith (Dave), Troy Metcalf (Jim), Joe Bays (Coach Lazovick), Mary Pat Gleason (Mrs. Colavita), Diane Delano (Police Officer), Katlin Mastandrea (Ashley), Grace Bannon (Ruth), Jessica Marie Garcia (Becky), Mackenzie Brooke Smith (5th Grade Girl (Megan))

After realizing that no one keeps their New Year's resolutions, Frankie decides that they will be assigned anonymously to each family member, and an all-you-can-eat buffet feast will be the reward for those who can abide by their chosen resolution for a week. But chaos soon ensues when Frankie must spend more time with Brick, Mike needs to smile more, Axl has to keep his bedroom clean, Sue needs to stop trying out for things she'll never make, and Brick must stop reading all of the time.



61 :03x13 - The Map

First aired: Jan/11/2012
Writer: DeAnn Heline, Eileen Heisler
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Guest star: Moises Arias (Matt), Jeanette Miller (Aunt Edie), J. Brock Ciarlelli (Brad Bottig), Katlin Mastandrea (Ashley), Grace Bannon (Ruth), Jessica Marie Garcia (Becky), Keith Blaney (Referee)

After attending Aunt Ginny's funeral, Frankie begins to fear that the family is missing out on important life milestones and vows to begin celebrating all of them. Meanwhile, Axl accidentally eats Brick's Indiana dough school map project and is tasked with creating a new one, and Sue discovers that one of the boys on the wrestling team has a crush on her.



62 :03x14 - Hecking It Up

First aired: Jan/18/2012
Writer: Vijal M. Patel
Director: Blake T. Evans
Guest star: Moises Arias (Matt), Marianne Muellerleile (Liz), Jen Ray (Nancy Donahue), Sean O'Bryan (Ron Donahue), Beau Wirick (Sean Donahue), Katlin Mastandrea (Ashley), Grace Bannon (Ruth), Jessica Marie Garcia (Becky), Cassandra Braden (Woman), Laura Ann Kesling (Dotty Donahue), Sam Schuder (Shelly Donahue)

With Indiana hosting the Super Bowl, Frankie is devastated when she hopes to land a plum assignment as an official volunteer and ends up with a less-than-stellar position. Meanwhile, the entire Heck household takes advantage of the Donahue's new car while they are out of town, and a scary, close call with the car causes Sue to profess her true feelings to her new boyfriend, Matt.



63 :03x15 - Valentine's Day III

First aired: Feb/08/2012
Writer: Mitch Hunter, Jana Hunter
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Guest star: Jen Ray (Nancy Donahue), Sean O'Bryan (Ron Donahue), Beau Wirick (Sean Donahue), Moises Arias (Matt), Pat Finn (Bill Norwood), Julie Brown (Paula Norwood), John Gammon (Darrin), Blaine Saunders (Carly), Sara Van Horn (Woman), Chris Erric Maddox (Waiter)

Frankie and Mike decide to try a fresh approach to Valentine's Day by having dinner out with friends. But a clueless Mike angers Frankie by refusing to present her with a simple romantic gesture. Meanwhile, Axl can't think of a life-changing moment that's occurred in his life when he's assigned to write a school paper on the subject, Brick is tasked with writing a report on love, and a hapless Sue doesn't understand why her new boyfriend has suddenly turned into a bad kisser.



64 :03x16 - The Concert

First aired: Feb/15/2012
Writer: Roy Brown
Director: Phil Traill
Guest star: Beau Wirick (Sean Donahue), John Gammon (Darrin), Brandon Scott (Cory), Jill Basey (Ms. Tibbits), Brooke Baumer (Margaret), Bryce Hurless (Dale), Elle Labadie (Heather), Nick Bush (Employee), Alex Alexander (Woman), Dawn Joyal (Mother), Mary Elizabeth Barrett (Signing Mom), Abby Walla (Signing Daughter), Maddie Levy (Young Frankie)

Frankie pulls out all of the stops in an effort to get an over-excited Sue tickets to a Justin Bieber concert, Mike is thrilled over Brick's enthusiasm to win the school's spelling bee and coaches him for the event, and Axl and his friends attempt to break a road sign's 15-mile-per-hour speed limit - on foot.



65 :03x17 - The Sit Down

First aired: Feb/22/2012
Writer: Tim Hobert
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Guest star: Richard McGonagle (Doctor), Jim Abele (Husband), Katlin Mastandrea (Ashley), Grace Bannon (Ruth), Jessica Marie Garcia (Becky), Skyler James (Kid)

Axl, Sue and Brick call a sit down meeting with a shocked Frankie and Mike, accusing mom of being a nag and dad of giving out crazy punishments without ever hearing their sides of the story. In return, all they ask is for a chance to do what they're supposed to do - on their own - without constantly being harassed by their parents. But the kids learn to be careful what you wish for when Frankie and Mike agree to their terms and find themselves taking a relaxing break from responsibility.



66 :03x18 - Leap Year

First aired: Feb/29/2012
Writer: David S. Rosenthal
Director: Alex Hardcastle
Guest star: Krista Braun (Ms. Tompkins), Mason Cook (Corey), Andrew J. Fishman (Zack), Bryce Hurless (Henry), Aidan Potter (Scott), Jake Netter (Theo), Mackenzie Aladjem (Hayley)

Because this year is a leap year and Sue's birthday falls on February 29, she is overly excited about celebrating her big day in a big way. But given her parents' track record with celebrations, Sue may need to lower her expectations. Meanwhile, Frankie discovers that tough husband Mike has been taking care of a stray cat at work for years, Brick falls for a pretty girl in his social skills class, and Axl becomes enthralled with vacuuming the house.



67 :03x19 - The Paper Route

First aired: Mar/14/2012
Writer: Jack Burditt
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel

Brick takes a job as a newspaper delivery boy from the town's veteran newsman (Edward Asner) in order to buy himself night vision goggles, and Axl tries to convince Sue that a long distance relationship will not work between her and boyfriend Matt when his family moves away from Orson. Meanwhile, Sue tries to adjust to wearing a full-on headgear, and Frankie discovers that Mike has been secretly hoarding batteries for years.



68 :03x20 - Get Your Business Done

First aired: Apr/11/2012
Writer: Vijal M. Patel
Director: Blake T. Evans
Guest star: Richard Gant (Pastor Watkins), Malcolm Foster Smith (Dave), Judith Hoag (Mrs. Jennings), Jeremy Scott Johnson (Mr. Jennings), Robert Capron (Tyler), Alex Staggs (Clerk), Dierk Torsek (Reverend Hayver), Lynette DuPree (Woman #1), Roger J. Timber (Man #1), Marilyn Sue Perry (Woman #2), Chris Erric Maddox (Man #2)

When the Hecks attend a new church, Frankie is inspired by the pastor's sermon about getting one's business in life completed before death rears its ugly head. So she makes it her mission to ensure that her family puts it into practice. To that end, Mike wants to thank his dad for being there for him and his brother after their mom died, Sue starts up her own baby-sitting service, and Brick thinks a new bed will meet the requirement, while Axl believes that helping Brick get his new bed will fulfill his. But Frankie finds it difficult to figure out what it is that she should be doing to fulfill her own life's destiny.



69 :03x21 - The Guidance Counselor

First aired: May/02/2012
Writer: Jana Hunter, Mitch Hunter
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Guest star: Whoopi Goldberg (Guidance Counselor), Brittany Ross (Courtney), Natalie Lander (Debbie), Cynthia Sophiea (Ms. Bratton), Sonya Eddy (Senora Porter), Christopher Darga (Mr. Farrar), Jo Anne Worley (Ms. Lambert), Suzanne Ford (Ms. Carrington), Jon Paul Burkhart (Salesman), Rich Pierrelouis (Coach (as Rich Pierre-Louis))

Sue finds a kindred spirit in her awkward school guidance counselor, Jane Marsh (Whoopi Goldberg), who inspires her to reinvent herself. Meanwhile, Frankie is ecstatic when she and Mike buy a much needed new bed but is gobsmacked when her stubborn husband insists on assembling it himself; and Brick attempts to call the President to outlaw the Presidential Fitness Challenge, which would force him to accomplish some strenuous physical exercises at school.



70 :03x22 - The Clover

First aired: May/09/2012
Writer: Roy Brown
Director: Phil Traill
Guest star: John Cullum (Big Mike), Beau Wirick (Sean Donahue), John Gammon (Darrin), Jeanette Miller (Aunt Edie), Linda Porter (Grandma Dot), Brianne Howey (Emily), Angee Hughes (Annie), Katlin Mastandrea (Ashley), Meghan Falcone (Carrie), Bill Parks (Chad), Heather Brooker (Peggy), Phil Abrams (Robert), Kyra Pringle (Kathy), Taylor Calmus (Seth), Taylor Murphy (Girl #1), Steffani Brass (Girl #2)

Brick gets anything but good luck after he finds an evil four-leaf clover; Frankie makes a decision to find a caregiver for Aunt Edie after she almost burns down her house; Axl tries to devise a plan that will keep his status as a lady's man in play after he once again accidentally invites "weird" Ashley to the prom; Mike gets upset with his dad, Big Mike, when he's accused of being too soft on Brick; and Axl is horrified when his friend Darrin asks Sue to the prom.



71 :03x23 - The Telling

First aired: May/16/2012
Writer: Tim Hobert
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Guest star: Chris Kattan (Bob), J. Brock Ciarlelli (Brad Bottig), Blaine Saunders (Carly), Peter Breitmayer (Pete Miller), Jim Holmes (Mitch), Brian Doyle-Murray (Mr. Ehlert), Jill Basey (Ms. Tibbits), Ursula Burton (Mom), Dale Waddington Horowitz (Room Mom), Eric Isenhower (Boy)

It seems like Frankie truly has eyes in the back of her head when she busts both Sue and Axl for making some bad choices that they thought no one would ever find out about. But when it turns out that she's using Brick to be her snitch, Mike is completely against it. Meanwhile, Axl's weekend getaway to the lake is in peril when Sue discovers him sneaking into the house in the middle of the night and coerces him into doing whatever she commands -- otherwise she will tattle on him; and when Frankie is stuck at work, Mike is forced to attend Parent Day at Brick's school.



72 :03x24 - The Wedding

First aired: May/23/2012
Writer: Vijal M. Patel
Director: Phil Traill
Guest star: Norm MacDonald (Rusty Heck), Chris Kattan (Bob), John Cullum (Mike Heck), Mary Birdsong (Marlene), Beau Wirick (Sean Donahue), John Gammon (Darrin), J. Brock Ciarlelli (Brad Bottig), Dierk Torsek (Reverend Hayver), Terrence Beasor (Mr. Johnson), Mackenzie Aladjem (Hayley), J.R. Nutt (Pastry Counter Guy)

Frankie and Mike are surprised to receive an invitation to Mike's brother Rusty's (Norm Macdonald) fast approaching wedding. But their surprise turns to panic when they discover that he has listed the Heck house as the site of the ceremony. Meanwhile, Axl and his friends decide to become their own bosses and set out to form their own company to garner summer jobs, and Brick is upset with Mike when he finally accepts an invitation to a fellow student's party but is not allowed to go because it falls on the same day as the wedding.



73 :04x01 - Season 4, Episode 1

First aired: Sep/2012