T-Bones becomes Trucker's music manager and gets him involved with a dishonest boat salesman. Will Ferrell guest stars.

T-Bones recalls being awarded the key to the "city" of Vermont, and the guys pick up a hitchhiker dressed in a bear suit.

T-Bones' spirit guide takes him on a vision quest, ranging from the bathroom in a service station to the midway of a carnival. In the process, the secrets of some of the carnival games are revealed.

A very annoying Driver wont be nice enough to share the road. Meanwhile, T-Bones is a tonic speaker at a retirement dinner...oh no.

While T-Bones breaks up a small town parade, Trucker contrives to honor America. Subsequently, Trucker is uneasy by T-Bones' hobo tales.

It leaves Trucker dismayed when T-Bone makes an educational cartoon for kids. In time a guest musician assists in reuniting them.

Before the guys pick up their 500th hitchhiker, T-Bones presents his "T-Bones TV" line of home-entertainment products.

Before T-Bones came to term with the origins of his behavioral issues, he supplies an alibi for an embattled vagrant.