Season 1 |
| 1 :01x01 - Pilot (Mar/13/2006) | | On the first day at her son's new school, Christine is mortified to discover that her ex-husband, Richard, with whom she gets along even better than when they were married, is dating a young, nice, impossible-to-hate woman also named Christine… the "new" Christine. | Director: Andy Ackerman
Story: Kari Lizer | |
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| 2 :01x02 - Supertramp (Mar/13/2006) | | When Christine learns that Richard and "new" Christine are enjoying an intimate relationship, she becomes determined to make her own conquests. After several failed attempts to meet eligible men, she finally runs into a guy named Stan at the grocery store. Unbeknownst to Christine, Stan is a father at Ritchie's school who is known as "Sad Dad." | | Guest Stars: Andy Richter as Stan, Amy Farrington as Ali | Director: Andy Ackerman
Teleplay: Jeff Astrof | |
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| 3 :01x03 - Open Water (Mar/20/2006) | | When Christine learns that her close friends, Barb and Pete, are responsible for introducing Richard to his "new" Christine, she allows them to set her up on a blind date of her own. After a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love in the strangest of places. Meanwhile, Matthew takes Ritchie to swimming lessons. | | Guest Stars: Mary Alexandra Stiefvater as Cerise, Patrick Fischler as David, Kerry Carney as Female Swim Instructor, Femi Emiola as Hostess, Scott Klace as Jeff, Tria Katz as Kim, Adam Zolotin as Mark, Anthony Holiday as Pete, Saxon Trainor as Samantha, Shi Ne Nielson as Spa Girl, Matt Letscher (1) as Burton, Wanda Sykes as Barb | Director: Andy Ackerman
Teleplay: Adam Barr | |
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| 4 :01x04 - One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus (Mar/27/2006) | | Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couple's goodnight kiss and insults Burton with lawyer jokes. But when he tries to make it up to them by inviting Christine and Burton to dinner with him and "new" Christine, his best-laid plans go awry. | | Guest Stars: Jayne Taini as Nurse, James Huang as Waiter, Matt Letscher (1) as Burton, Emily Rutherfurd as New Christine | Director: Andy Ackerman
Teleplay: Adam Barr | |
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| 7 :01x07 - A Long Day's Journey Into Stan (Apr/17/2006) | | Following Christine's breakup with Burton, everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending time with her best friend: "me." But after being humiliated while dining out alone, Christine realizes she really did care for Burton, which drives her even crazier. | | Guest Stars: Maya Elise Goodwin as Young Woman, Keeshan Giles as Young Man, Jillian Boyd as Woman, Jim Hanna (1) as Man, Jennifer Elise Cox (1) as Natalie, Patrick Kerr (1) as Martin, Jordan Baker as Mrs. Belt, Andy Richter as Stan | Director: Andy Ackerman
Teleplay: Danielle Evenson | |
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| 8 :01x08 - Teach Your Children Well (Apr/24/2006) | | Christine feels pressured to throw an extravagant party for Ritchie's 9th birthday, his first involving other children from his new private school. Recoiling from sticker shock after meeting with a ritzy event planner, Christine decides to have an arts and crafts party at her home, with mixed results. | | Guest Stars: Alejandra Flores as Alba, Tina D'Marco as Amy, Marissa Blanchard (1) as Kelsey, Lily Goff as Ashley, Kurt Doss as Jack, Liz Torres as Esperanza, Nancy Lenehan as Kit, Helen Slater as Liz, Jordan Baker as Mrs. Belt | Director: Andy Ackerman
Teleplay: Katie Palmer | |
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| 9 :01x09 - Ritchie Has Two Mommies (May/01/2006) | | Christine tries not to have a meltdown when her ex-husband, Richard, brings his "new" Christine with him to pick up Ritchie and take him to breakfast so that they can get to know one another. By day's end, Christine tries to pull herself together to make a good impression at parents' night at Ritchie's school, but is caught off guard when "new" Christine shows up as well. | | Guest Stars: Mary Beth McDonough (1) as Mrs. Wilhoite, Jordan Baker as Mrs. Belt | Director: Andy Ackerman
Teleplay: Kari Lizer | |
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| 10 :01x10 - No Fault Divorce (May/08/2006) | | Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments between the two women. When Christine mentions this to Richard, his cryptic reaction leads her to question whether it was in the counselor's best interest to encourage their divorce. Meanwhile, Matthew finds Christine's wedding video in a box of old photo albums, and Christine takes a trip down memory lane. | | Guest Stars: Wanda Sykes as Barb, Rebecca Creskoff as Hilary, Andromeda Dunker as Woman's Voice | Director: Andy Ackerman
Teleplay: Jeff Astrof, Adam Barr, Kari Lizer | |
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| 11 :01x11 - Exile on Lame Street (May/15/2006) | | Christine objects when Richard and "new" Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that Ritchie is too young to be exposed to sex, drugs and rock and roll vices on display at a Rolling Stones concert, Christine initially forbids it. Eventually, she relents but immediately regrets her decision and, in a panic, goes to the venue with Matthew to see if she can sneak into the concert in order to keep tabs on Ritchie. | | Guest Stars: Connor Carmody as Boy, Lisa Cole (1) as Boy's Mom, Craig Welzbacher as Arena Employee, Jack Kehler as Scalper, Edward James Gage as Bouncer, P. J. Byrne as Doug | Director: Andy Ackerman
Story: Katie Palmer | Teleplay: Bryan Behar, Steve Baldikoski | |
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| 12 :01x12 - Some of My Best Friends Are Portuguese (May/22/2006) | | Shut out once again by the cliquey, judgmental moms at Ritchie's school, Christine runs into a down-to-earth working woman, Belinda, who invites her over for a drink after work. Belinda's job, however, isn't quite the type of position Christine expected her to hold, which throws yet another wrinkle in her attempt to fit in with the other school parents. | | Guest Stars: Shane Baumel as Kid, Rachel Quaintance as Beth, Kevin Kilner as Charles, Lauren Bowles as Patty, Ana Ortiz as Belinda, | Co-Guest Stars: Kelly Hare as Sherri | Director: Andy Ackerman
Story: Katie Palmer | Teleplay: Steve Baldikoski, Bryan Behar | |
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| 13 :01x13 - A Fair to Remember (May/22/2006) | | Christine volunteers to help out at Ritchie's spring carnival and while there, she runs into the mean moms -- Marly and Lindsay -- who are clucking over the attractive father of a new student at Westbridge. Christine is excited to learn that the hot dad is her ex-boyfriend, Burton, but her hopes of re-igniting their romance are shot down when she learns Burton has a new girlfriend. | | Guest Stars: Matt Letscher (1) as Burton, Jordan Baker as Mrs. Belt, Amy Landers as Pretty Christine | Director: Andy Ackerman
Teleplay: Adam Barr, Kari Lizer | |
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Season 2 |
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| 16 :02x03 - Come to Papa Jeff (Oct/02/2006) | | When Christine's parents can't make it to Grandparent's Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff, the new man in Christine's life should go as Ritchie's special friend. Christine learns that Jeff really is a Grandfather, causing her to rethink the relationship. | | Guest Stars: Scott Bakula as Jeff, Nancy Lenehan as Mrs. Nunley | Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Jeff Astrof | |
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| 19 :02x06 - The Champ (Oct/23/2006) | | When "meanie moms" Marly and Lindsay guilt Christine into serving hot lunch at Ritchie's school, she finds herself serving with Stan and vows not to sleep with him again. She and Matthew, whose date from the previous night shows no intention of ever leaving, decide they must take control of their dating lives. | | Guest Stars: Andy Richter as Stan, Jennifer Baxter as Amy | Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Kari Lizer, Adam Barr | |
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| 21 :02x08 - Women 'N Tuition (Nov/13/2006) | | Christine has money problems and tries to get help from everyone except the person offering it freely, Barb. Meanwhile, Matthew gets a video message from his past and decides it's time to make something of himself. | | Guest Stars: Wanda Sykes as Barb | Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Jeff Astrof | |
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| 22 :02x09 - Mission: Impossible (Nov/20/2006) | | Annoyed that Ritchie finds his weekends with his dad more fun than his weekdays with her, Christine decides to make Richard responsible for having Ritchie complete his big homework assignment. But when Marly and Lindsay explain the detriment of not creating an impressive project, Christine can't help but take matters into her own hands. | Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Jonathan Goldstein (2) | |
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| 25 :02x12 - Ritchie Scores (Jan/08/2007) | | At the urging of his teacher, Ritchie joins the soccer team to improve his social skills and make friends. Christine is against the idea, but Richard pushes for it until Ritchie brings home his new friends: three girls. | | Guest Stars: Blair Underwood as Mr. Harris | Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Frank Pines | |
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Season 3 |
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| 44 :03x09 - The Happy Couple (Mar/24/2008) | | After discovering that Mathew and Barb slept together, Christine forbids them to see each other. But as the couple are wondering if are indeed still a pair, drive Christine crazy by pretending to be inseparable. | Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Jennifer Crittenden | |
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Season 4 |
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Season 5 |
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| 74 :05x07 - Nuts (Nov/11/2009) | Max decides it's time to tell Christine that she quits anything that gets too hard for her, which includes relationships, and he points out that is the reason he chose to be her therapist rather than her boyfriend.
Source: CBS | | Guest Stars: Eric McComack as Max | Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Amy Iglow | |
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