Jess goes to a wedding with the guys and they all agree to hook up with somebody by the end of the evening. Jess competes with another woman to try and gain the best man's attention. Schmidt and Nick have to deal with an unusual proposal.
Jess learns about mobile dating. Coach, Cece and Nick crash a party being hosted by Winston's fellow police cadets.
Jess' father pays a visit with his new girlfriend, who ends up being Jess and Cece's former high school rival. Schmidt gets his friends to help him at work.
Jess dates a less-than-impressive man to prove that girls aren't all shallow. Winston and Cece are able to convince Schmidt and Coach they could be male model.
After Coach's relationship with the school nurse becomes messy, Jess introduces a new 'no fraternization' policy with the staff.
As part of Winston's police academy training the flat has to undergo a home visit and background check. This worries Jess who admits she is hiding illegal substances in her closet.
Nick pretends he's gay around Jess' new date. Cece wonders if she should get a breast reduction.
Jess, Coach and Ryan are at a weekend teachers' conference headed by an education guru. Nick, Schmidt and Winston plan a wild weekend whilst Jess is away.
Schmidt decides that everybody should bring a guest compatible with another roommate to Thanksgiving this year.
Schmidt wishes that he hadn't tried to understand the politics of fights between women.