Episode Quotes
Seth: What? It’s Anna. I could have said pop a squat if I wanted to.
Ryan: Sometimes I think you talk just to make sounds.
Seth: Sometimes I do.
Anna: So, this is your crib? This is where all the magic happens?
Seth: Well, if by magic, you're referring to the card game, then, sadly, yes.
Seth: Oh I get it. I'm just here for the comic relief.
Summer: What does Chino know about first dates? Where he came from, they don't even have a P.F. Chang's.
Seth: So when you lost your virginity, I was playing Magic the Gathering.
Ryan: You still play Magic.
Seth: Yeah, but not as much.
Sandy: So, in theory, Julia Cooper could eventually become your step-mother.
Kirsten: Don't even say it.
Marissa: I've never slept with somebody before.
Ryan: Me neither, Im usually climbing out the window or back into the front seat.
Episode Goofs
When Ryan and Marissa are together and they get interrupted by Julie, Marissa pulls away from Ryan before Julie knocks on her door.
Marissa says that she's never literally slept with anyone. But while she was in Tijuana, Marissa and Ryan slept in the same bed together.
Cultural References
Seth: So when you lost your virginity, I was playing Magic the Gathering.
Magic the Gathering is a card game that features a battle between powerful wizards.
Summer: Where he came from, they don't even have a P.F. Chang's.
P.F. Chang's is a chain of expensive Chinese restaurants.