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Seth, Ryan, Sandy, and Caleb head to Las Vegas for Caleb's bachelor party. Meanwhile, back in Newport, Kirsten throws together a bachelorette party for Julie. Marissa and Theresa begin spending time together, and Marissa learns more about Theresa than she bargained for.
Seth: Go back to bed. Or ... the floor.
Seth: Dude, what are we we do? I don't want to get thrown out of the hotel. I love the hotel. I wanna marry the hotel and have little gambling-addicted alcoholic kids with it. Is that wrong?
Summer: I have been crying actual tears over that ass and he's kissing randoms.
Summer: Way to go, Whore Boy.
Seth: Why quit when we're ahead?
Ryan: 'Cause if we don't, Angry Trucker Hat Guy is gonna hurt me.
Kirsten: There are four male strippers, dressed as firemen dancing in our living room.
Sandy: Theme-stripping. You gotta love that.
Kirsten: Oh, wait, now they're not dressed as anything at all.
Sandy: Try to keep them off of the furniture, honey.
Summer: Get away from him, whore!
Seth: Wait wait wait! She's not a whore. She goes to UNLV.
Summer: Oh, okay. Get away from him, skank.
Seth: I hate The Vegas.
"The Vegas" is a reference to The O.C. using the word "The" in each of the episodes' titles.
Seth: Have you met my associate, Marty Navis?
Marty Navis is the name of a screenwriter.