Sandy: Even if you were having an affair, 16 years is an awfully long time to be paying palimony ... unless there's a child.
Julie: Jimmy, look.
Jimmy: Wow, she looks beautiful.
Julie: Yes, but more importantly she's with Ryan. Who right now looks like Prince Charming.
Zach: I get it. You're one of those couples. Joannie and Chachi, Luke and Leia.
Seth: Luke and Leia were brother and sister.
Zach: Yeah, well, may the force be with you.
Seth: Hey, need a hand with something?
Seth: Ryan, be a gentleman. I've got class.
Sandy: Never underestimate a parent's ability to mortify his child.
Alex: What are those?
Seth: These are fists or, as like to call them, the twin ambassadors of pain!
Ryan: I know something we can do that doesn't involve a lot talking.
(cuts to Ryan and Lindsay playing video games)
Lindsay: Freudian slippers.
A Freudian slip, named after Sigmund Freud, is a phenomenon where an error in speech or memory is caused by the unconscious mind, typically revealing the speaker's true meaning.