Summer: Because I have to worry about Julie Cooper giving my dad VD and taking all of his money. So my plate is full.
Seth: Yeah, and if you cross Johnny Law, no more time in that day care juvy. It’s going to be hard time in the big house for you, pally.
Summer: Coop, you spend all your time on that lifeguard stand staring out at the water like you’re a Naval widow.
Kirsten: Ryan, I forgot to ask. Do you have any request for your birthday on Sunday?
Seth: Sunday's your birthday?
Ryan: Thanks buddy.
Sandy: Not just any birthday. Ryan's turning 18. Becoming a fully franchised citizen of this great democratic experiment we call America.
Seth: Yes, we all know you went to law school. The important thing is we need a party.
Summer: Um, hi. Two homeless guys just got into a fight over the crudité and knocked down Scientist Ryan.
Sandy: As of today we may no longer be your legal guardians, but you will always be part of this family.
Sadie: You do know this is a Foreigner song, right?