Episode Quotes
Taylor: Summer, have you had unsafe sex?
Summer: Well, there was that time where Seth visited --
Taylor: Summer!
Summer: Well, I didn't want the pharmaceutical companies playing slum lords with my eggs!
Taylor: Well, what about condoms?
Summer: Latex smells funny.
Taylor: So do diapers!
Bullit: (about Kirsten) Maybe she won’t notice. Isn’t she an alcoholic?
Julie: Recovering, unfortunately.
Julie: So, why did you bring me here?
Frank: For information.
Julie: Information about what?
Frank: About the Cohen family.
Julie: Why?
Frank: Because I'm not who I say I am.
Julie: And who are you?
Frank: I'm Ryan's father.
Summer: (reading Seth's shirt) "Jamaican me crazy"?
Seth: It's funny because it's not.
Summer: Yeah ... you didn't make any plans for us, did you?
Seth: Well, I thought we would just --
Summer: What? Jamaican up as you go?!
Seth: Last coffee of ’06. How much are you hoping I don’t make that joke all day?