Ratings: 6.7 million viewers

Summer: Just remember, this isn't goodbye. You're my destiny, Cohen!
Seth: Go save the world, Summer Roberts.

Ryan: Taylor sent Kaitlin a griddle from France.
Kaitlin: With a super long note how I need to broaden my breakfast horizons. She's 6000 miles away and still annoying.
Kirsten: Ryan, have you talked to her?
Ryan: Oh, no, haven't read her blog, haven't looked at her scrapbook, it's over and I am okay. It's been months, I barely even think about her.
Sandy: Even though you're living in her room?

Seth: I've been doing some checking-up on your new roommate. His favorite book and movie are Da Vinci Code. He's no me.
Ryan: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Seth: At least I leave you funnier than when I found you.
Ryan: I'm a lot better off than when you found me.
Seth: Me too.

(to a kid, who looks like a younger version of Ryan, sitting by the payphone)
Ryan: Hey kid, need any help?

Julie: I think I'm too nauseous to eat.
Kirsten: Morning sickness?
Julie: Or wedding jitters, who can tell?
Kirsten: Well, your fianceé is certainly excited about the nuptuals.
Julie: Yeah, he's kind of become a broken record, over and over again, he keeps saying --
Bullit: Bang! Hey, Sandy!
Sandy: Bullit!
Bullit: Ryan, Peanut. Hey, Blondie. And there she is, the future Mrs. Gordon Bullit.

Seth: Ryan! Come in, sit.
Ryan: Yeah, not gonna happen. But I do need your help ... with a plan.
Seth: Does it involve leaving this room?
Ryan: It involves leaving the city.

(at the airport)
Taylor: Did you come alone?
Summer: Ryan doesn't know that you're coming. You told me not to tell him.
Taylor: Who said anything about Ryan? We're so over, I just ... I can't even believe we ever even dated. You know? I don't even think I would recognize him. I just hope he shaved that mustache -- (sees Seth and Ryan)
Seth: Did you get the rental car?
Ryan: Yeah. Did you get the address?
Seth: Yeah.
(Ryan and Seth sees Taylor and Summer; all four stop what they're doing)
Taylor: Ryan. Found out I was coming and decided to surprise me?
Ryan: No ... I didn't know you were coming back and I'm leaving.
Summer: Oh, well, now I'm surprised. Where are you guys going?
Ryan: Oh, not far. We'll be back ... by tonight.
Seth: Yeah. It's a mission, I'm gonna call you.
Taylor: Okay, well, brilliant catching up.
Ryan: Good to see you.
(Ryan and Seth leave)
Seth: That wasn't awkward at all.
Ryan: No, no, why would it be. It's not like I'm still in love with her or anything. (turns to look back at Taylor)
Summer: Taylor, are you okay?
Taylor: (upset) No, I'm not. I'm still in love with him.

Bullit: Come on, sunshine's burnin', let's go!
Real Estate Agent: Not to pressure you, but the owners are expecting other offers.
Bullit: Ah, what the hell, blondie, I'll buy this house! There you go ... there you go! Thank you. (to Sandy and Kirsten) Andalé!

Summer: Pancakes had babies! When did this happen?
Taylor: You didn't know she was pregnant?
Summer: I didn't even know he was a she. Oh my God ... I'm a bad crack mother!

Seth: Hey, are you Paul from GEORGE?
Tom: No, Tom from GEORGE. You know Paul?

Kaitlin: I mean, I love Bullit, but, one's kind of enough, you know?
Julie: You're telling me.
Kaitlin: What are you talking about? You're about to spawn off the latest.
Julie: Well, maybe he won't be ... all that Bullit-esque.
Kaitlin: Don't count on it, he's probably gonna come out wearing a cowboy hat telling the doctor "Bang".
Julie: ... or a wifebeater.
Kaitlin: Why would he be wearing a wifebea -- Oh, my God, mom!

Kirsten: My water broke.
Sandy: Seth! Call an ambulance!
Kirsten: There's no time for an ambulance.
Patrick: Okay, this is so random, but I'm actually a midwife.
Kirsten: Good, because this baby's coming now.

Sandy: Sophie Rose Cohen. It's got a nice ring to it.
Kirsten: She's beautiful, isn't she?
Seth: She really will be in two years when she doesn't look like a squished meatball.
Ryan: You just called your sister a squished meatball.
Sandy: Shoulda seen what you looked like when you were born.
Kirsten: Oh, he was beautiful too.
Seth: Yeah. I was.
Sandy: Yeah, you looked like you went 12 rounds with Joe Frazier.

Seth: We're grandparents? Wow. That's, uh, that's amazing. Congratulations to Pancakes.

Seth: Take a good look around, everything's about to change.
Summer: Actually, I have a surprise! Look: the floor plan to our apartment in Providence.
Seth: Hey, big screen TV, La-Z-boys, hot plate, looks exactly like here.
Summer: Mmm?
Seth: Awesome! Do you think our TiVO will keep its memory if we pack it?
Summer: I don't know. I should call the help line right now.

Episode Title: The End's Not Near, It's Here

"The End's Not Near, It's Here" is the title of a song by The New Year.

Briefcase or No Briefcase

The show that Seth and Summer watch at the beginning of the episode, Briefcase or No Briefcase, is a spoof of the NBC game show, Deal or No Deal.

Summer: Aww! The real life Joe and Anna broke up! That's so sad.

Summer is reading a magazine about The Valley actors breaking up, alluding to Rachel Bilson (Summer) and Adam Brody's (Seth) December 2006 breakup.

Episode Title: The End's Not Near, It's Here

"The End's Not Near, It's Here", a song by The New Year, was featured in "The Way We Were". The song is also available on The OC: Mix 6.