Episode Quotes
Michael: Think about this... what is the most exciting thing that can happen on TV or in movies or in real life? Somebody has a gun. That’s why I always start with a gun, because you can’t top it. You just can’t.
Dwight: As a volunteer sheriff, I can look up anyone's psychiatric records or surgical histories. Yeast infections - there are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we live right down the river from that old bread factory.
Ryan: Hey, is Katy coming?
Jim: Actually, I haven't talked to her in awhile.
Ryan: Is it okay if I call her?
Pam: (About her fascination with the Angela-Dwight relationship) It's like squishing a spider under a book - it's really gross, but I wanna make sure that it's really dead.
Pam: Hey, Dwight? Um... my friend is kind of into these two girls that he works with.
Dwight: Nice.
Pam: One is tall and brunette, and the other one is short and blond and perky and kind of judgmental. Who do you think he should choose?
Dwight: Does he have access to their medical records?
Cultural References
Michael: Et tu, Dwight?
This is a reference to Shakespeare's play, Julius Caesar.
Michael: Oil Can. Oil Can.
This is a reference to the 1939 film, The Wizard Of Oz.
Audio: Karaoke
Kevin sings "I Will Survive" by
Gloria Gaynor at Jim's party on his karaoke machine, and Phyllis sings "Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake. Jim and Michael sing "Islands in the Stream" by
Kenny Rogers and
Dolly Parton.