Episode Quotes
Phyllis: Where's your place?
Jim: Oh, it's on uh Linden Ave. By the quarry?
Phyllis: Ohhh.
Creed: Cool beans, man. I live by the quarry. We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there.
Jim: Definitely we should.
Dwight: Men find me desirable.
Michael: Yes, sure they do, Dwight.
Michael: I've never framed a man before, have you?
Dwight: Oh, I've framed animals before. I framed a raccoon for opening a Christmas present. And I framed a bear for eating out of the garbage.
Michael: Just seems awfully mean. But sometimes the ends justify the mean.
Michael: Since when is it illegal to put caprese salad... anywhere?
Kelly: So you're dumping me?
Ryan: Let's be adults about this. Let's have sex one more time. And if you have any extra cash, that would be amazing.
Kelly: Okay...
Pam: You bought me a house!
Jim: Yeah, I did. (they kiss)
Pam: Um, do we have to sleep in your parents' bedroom?
Jim: No, No, we'll just board that up. It'll be that weird spare room that people ask us about.
Pam: And the clown?
Jim: Yeah, I can't... really can't move him.
Cultural References
Michael: You want to see some really high caliber acting? Well, Mr. Kurt Russell, you are about to be served.
Kurt Russell is an American actor famous for his roles in films such as
The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes,
Tango & Cash, and
Grindhouse.
Michael: (singing) Pamtown lady sing this song, doo-dah doo-dah.
Michael is singing a parody of the song, "Camptown Races," written by American composer Stephen Foster in 1850.
Dwight: Yeah, it's illegal, but... everything they do on
The Shield is illegal.
The Shield is a drama that aired on F/X, ending in 2008.