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On Valentine's Day, Michael donates blood next to a charming woman, but she disappears before he can get her name. Trying to reconnect with her, Michael throws a "Lonely Hearts Party" in hopes she will come. Meanwhile, Pam and Jim have a disturbing lunch with Phyllis and Bob.
Michael: Yes, um, Jim. Today is a very difficult day for a lot of people in this office.
Jim: Oh, I'm sorry.
Michael: Yeah, and the sexy looks between you and Pam... the general sexiness, the flowers, it's creating a bit of a hostile work environment.
Michael: (to Jim) So suck it. (to everyone else) Hey everybody, I just invited Jim to suck it.
Dwight: I train my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my penis up into itself.
Phlebotomist: Just relax.
Michael: Yup, I'm good. Whew. Wow, I feel like a human juicebox. Hawaiian blood punch.
Blood Girl: Oh, that's gross.
Michael: Type O-cean Spray!
Bob Vance: I honestly don't know how you can work with that jackass, that other jackass, and that new jackass.
Phyllis: He's talking about Michael, Dwight, and Andy.
Jim: Oh yeah, I understood.
Kevin: (to Lynn) Hey, I'm sorry we did not have a chance to talk more. I get very nervous talking to pretty girls. Seriously, feel how sweaty my hand is.
Jim: (sticks out his thumbs)
Jim and Michael and Dwight imitate Fonzie, a character from the show Happy Days
Michael: (in a Mexican accent)
Relationships? We don't need no stinking relationships.
Michael is misquoting a line from the 1948 film, The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
, starring Humphrey Bogart
Kevin: At the Circle Drive-In they show old movies. It's really cool.
The Circle Drive-In is located in Dickson City, Pennsylvania, about 4 miles north of Scranton.
Kelly: This is like a modern day Enchanted, it's like a fairy tale.
Enchanted (2007) is a fairy-tale film that was partially animated, part live-action.
All right, who's next? Where's Andy?
He's on one of his honeymoons.
He made non-refundable deposits on his honeymoons, so he's just knocking them off one at a time. I think today he's hot air ballooning and later he's got a couple's massage.
In the Season Five premiere, "Weight Loss
," Andy made non-refundable deposits on several different honeymoon options, hoping to find something that would please Angela.
This is like a modern day Enchanted
The film Enchanted
starred Amy Adams
, who guest starred in episode 1x06, "Hot Girl