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The Office: Blood Drive

On Valentine's Day, Michael donates blood next to a charming woman, but she disappears before he can get her name. Trying to reconnect with her, Michael throws a "Lonely Hearts Party" in hopes she will come. Meanwhile, Pam and Jim have a disturbing lunch with Phyllis and Bob.

Episode Info
Episode number: 5x18
Production Number: 518
Airdate: Thursday March 05th, 2009

Guest Stars
Hugh DaneHugh Dane
As Hank Tate
Lisa K. WyattLisa K. Wyatt
As Lynn
Robert R. ShaferRobert R. Shafer
As Bob Vance
Katie AseltonKatie Aselton
As Unknown

Co-Guest Stars
Dorian FrankelDorian Frankel
As Unknown
Julie RemalaJulie Remala
As Phlebotomist
Tate HanyokTate Hanyok
As Unknown
Main Cast
Steve CarellSteve Carell
As Michael Scott
Rainn WilsonRainn Wilson
As Dwight Schrute
John KrasinskiJohn Krasinski
As Jim Halpert
Jenna FischerJenna Fischer
As Pam Beesly
Leslie David BakerLeslie David Baker
As Stanley Hudson
Brian BaumgartnerBrian Baumgartner
As Kevin Malone
Kate FlanneryKate Flannery
As Meredith Palmer
Angela KinseyAngela Kinsey
As Angela Martin
Oscar NuñezOscar Nuñez
As Oscar Martinez
Phyllis SmithPhyllis Smith
As Phyllis Lapin-Vance
Mindy KalingMindy Kaling
As Kelly Kapoor
Creed BrattonCreed Bratton
As Creed Bratton
Episode Notes
Andy does not appear in this episode. Oscar explains that Andy is away on one of the honeymoons that he booked while engaged to Angela. The trips were non-refundable and he didn't want them to go to waste.

Episode Quotes
Michael: Yes, um, Jim. Today is a very difficult day for a lot of people in this office.
Jim: Oh, I'm sorry.
Michael: Yeah, and the sexy looks between you and Pam... the general sexiness, the flowers, it's creating a bit of a hostile work environment.

Michael: (to Jim) So suck it. (to everyone else) Hey everybody, I just invited Jim to suck it.

Dwight: I train my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my penis up into itself.

Phlebotomist: Just relax.
Michael: Yup, I'm good. Whew. Wow, I feel like a human juicebox. Hawaiian blood punch.
Blood Girl: Oh, that's gross.
Michael: Type O-cean Spray!

Bob Vance: I honestly don't know how you can work with that jackass, that other jackass, and that new jackass.
Phyllis: He's talking about Michael, Dwight, and Andy.
Jim: Oh yeah, I understood.

Kevin: (to Lynn) Hey, I'm sorry we did not have a chance to talk more. I get very nervous talking to pretty girls. Seriously, feel how sweaty my hand is.

Cultural References
Jim: (sticks out his thumbs) Aaayyyy!

Jim and Michael and Dwight imitate Fonzie, a character from the show Happy Days.

Michael: (in a Mexican accent) Relationships? We don't need no stinking relationships.

Michael is misquoting a line from the 1948 film, The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, starring Humphrey Bogart.

Kevin: At the Circle Drive-In they show old movies. It's really cool.

The Circle Drive-In is located in Dickson City, Pennsylvania, about 4 miles north of Scranton.

Kelly: This is like a modern day Enchanted, it's like a fairy tale.

Enchanted (2007) is a fairy-tale film that was partially animated, part live-action.

Episode References
Michael: All right, who's next? Where's Andy?
Oscar: He's on one of his honeymoons.
Michael: What?
Oscar: He made non-refundable deposits on his honeymoons, so he's just knocking them off one at a time. I think today he's hot air ballooning and later he's got a couple's massage.

In the Season Five premiere, "Weight Loss," Andy made non-refundable deposits on several different honeymoon options, hoping to find something that would please Angela.

Kelly: This is like a modern day Enchanted...

The film Enchanted starred Amy Adams, who guest starred in episode 1x06, "Hot Girl."

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