Kevin finally asks Lynn out on a date.

Pam: (Michael arrives dressed as Willy Wonka) Good morning, Michael.
Michael: Oh, no no no no. I am not Michael. I am Willy Wonka!
Pam: Good morning, Mr. Wonka. Here are your messages.

Michael: Hey. Hey. Hey. You idiot.
Darryl: Start over.

Pam: When Michael's skirting a phone call, he gave me a list of places to say he is: Stopping a fight in the parking lot... An Obama fashion show... whatever that is. Or... trapped in an oil painting. I'm gonna save that one.

Stanley: I've got a golden ticket idea. Why don't you skip on up to the roof and jump off?
Michael: That is not constructive.

Michael: Okay, you know what? You came up with this idea. I remember you told me that you loved the Willy Wonka movie when you were growing up.
Dwight: Impossible.
Michael: Yes, you did.
Dwight: I wasn't given candy as a child, so a movie that fetishized it that much, would have made no sense to me. Plus, we weren't allowed to see movies. So... do the math.

Michael: I have an idea for a fancy men's shoe store called 'Shoe La La.' And it's just men's shoes for the special occasions in a man's life, like the day that you get married, or the day your wife has a baby... or for just lounging around the house.

Creed: Good work, kid!
Dwight: Thanks, old man.

Michael: I have a lot of toilet ideas.
Dwight: That's because they're easy!
Michael: They're not easy. Everybody has to go to the bathroom.

Kevin: I think you have the best smile. I'd like to take you out to dinner and a movie.
Lynn: Okay.
Kevin: Nice... boobs.

Visual: Michael is dressed as Willy Wonka and gives out golden tickets

Many things in this episode refer to the 2005 film Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, which was based on the novel of the same name, written by Roald Dahl.

Andy: Golden Girls. That's a golden ticket idea, right, I mean how great was that show?

The Golden Girls was a sitcom that aired on NBC from 1985 - 1992.

Kevin: (to Andy) I think I should call her.

Kevin is referring to Lynn, the redhead he met at the Lonely Hearts Club party in the previous episode, "Blood Drive."

Michael: Well you know what, Jim? It is not my fault that you bought a house to impress Pam. That is why carnations exist.

Jim bought a house as a surprise for Pam in the Season Five episode, "Frame Toby."