Oscar: I love a good quitting story. It makes me feel like I have control over my own life. Gives me hope. Maybe I will have one of own someday.

Jim: You called any headhunters?
Michael: Any good headhunter knows I am available.
Dwight: Any really good headhunter would storm your village at sunset with overwhelming force and cut off your head with a ceremonial knife.
Jim: Right, cause that's what we are talking about.

Charles: For regional manager I've decided to go with an outside hire... for obvious reasons.

Jim: Do you know the industry is in decline?
Michael: Yeah! Oh God. I practically invented decline.

Michael: I'm starting my own paper company.
Andy: No way!
Michael: Yeah.
Andy: In this climate?
Michael: Yeah. In all climates. It's going to be worldwide.

Toby: Michael is like a movie on a plane. You know, it's not great, but it's something to watch. And when it's over you're like - how much time is left on this flight? Now what?

Kelly: So that is why I have to leave at five on Tuesday, it's to pick up my little sisters from school. We're really tight. We're like the Kardashians.

Kelly is referring to the Kardashian sisters from the reality show, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, that debuted on the E! network in 2007.

Michael: I had no idea when I got in that car and headed to New York I was going to quit.

Michael quit in the previous episode, "New Boss."

Voice on Phone Message: Hi, you've reached Prince Paper. We are sad to inform you that after forty years of serving the community, we are no longer in business. Thank you for your support. May God bless you.

Michael did some espionage on Prince Paper in episode 5x12 "Prince Family Paper." Michael was concerned that the information he gathered might put this nice company out of business.