Simon: I'm waiting for an old friend, whom I haven't seen for ten years. And whose been married for nine. The question is, what's his wife like? Will she like me? I think maybe she will. Most women like a man with a bad reputation. Mind you, I'm not really bad. It's just I'm not troubled by my wicked thoughts. In fact I rather enjoy them. It's all perfectly natural. Man may have evolved from the trees but his eyes still swing from limb to limb.