Simon: Now there is a good, red-blooded, lion-hearted British female. Makes a right signal and then turns left. Also goes through a red light. Pleasant. Maybe she' s color-blind. I think New York City's traffic commissioner has the right answer. His idea is that on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, only men drive through New York in the usual way. But on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, the streets are the exclusive property of the ladies. All the traffic lights are turned off, the cops dress in the latest male fashions, and the girls, bless them, make up the signals as they go along.