The Sarah Silverman Program Episode Guide

1 :01x01 - Officer Jay

First aired: Feb/01/2007
Writer: Sarah Silverman, Dan Harmon, Rob Schrab
Director: Rob Schrab
Guest star: Laura Hayes (Old Woman), Karen McClain (Large Woman), Rachel Germaine (Crack Whore 2), Rob Schrab (Neighbor), Tanjareen Martin (Crack Whore 3), Chris Tallman (Weatherman), Kelli Dawn Hancock (Crack Whore 1)

Sarah goes on a cough-syrup bender when her sister goes on a date instead of joining her to watch their favorite TV show, “Cookie Party.”

2 :01x02 - Humanitarian of the Year

First aired: Feb/08/2007
Writer: Sarah Silverman, Dan Harmon, Rob Schrab
Director: Rob Schrab
Guest star: Missi Pyle (Scarlett Lacey), Kurt Scholler (Male Cheerleader #2), Chris Romano (Male Cheerleader #1), Sal Iacono (Neighbor), Doug Benson (Mailman), Jill Talley (The Ghost), Zach Galifianakis (Fred Blorth)

As Jay is set to pick up a humanitarian award, Sarah attempts to outdo him by taking in a homeless person. Steve is repeatedly punched and becomes annoyed that Brian won't use his karate skills to protect him.

3 :01x03 - Positively Negative

First aired: Feb/15/2007
Writer: Rob Schrab, Dan Harmon, Sarah Silverman
Director: Steven Tsuchida
Guest star: Kate Freund (Whitney), Rachael Harris (Teacher), Rob Schrab (Patient), Fred Stoller (Rob Schrab), Jimmy Kimmel (Joan the Dispatcher), Ron Lynch (Doctor), Akia Teschner (Rainbow), Mike Ivy (Homeless Man), Stanley Ullman (Officer), Jane Yamamoto (Reporter), Armen Weitzman (Clerk), Joanna Sanchez (Nurse)

Sarah decides to cheer herself up by taking a HIV test but after a barrage of questions, she realizes she may have AIDS and embarks on an AIDS awareness campaign.

4 :01x04 - Not Without My Daughter

First aired: Feb/22/2007
Writer: Rob Schrab, Dan Harmon, Sarah Silverman
Director: Rob Schrab
Guest star: Jane Yamamoto (Female Reporter), Todd Bishop (NSA Agent), Justine Dorsey (Amber), Jon Schroder (Jim Jenkins), Abed Gheith (Terrorist), David Earl Waterman (Bomb Squad Leader), Becky Thyre (Pageant Mom), Laura Marano (Little Sarah/Heather), Scott Aukerman (Agent Falconer), Jill Talley (Patty Jenkins), Brian Carpenter (Judge #1), Jonathan Kimmel (Pageant Host)

Sarah fails yet again in her audition for the Little Miss Rainbow Pageant but she spots a girl who she thinks can be groomed into a winner. Meanwhile, Brian and Steve become terror suspects after a phone conversation is highlighted by the FBI.

5 :01x05 - Muffin' Man

First aired: Mar/01/2007
Writer: Rob Schrab, Dan Harmon, Sarah Silverman
Director: Steven Tsuchida
Guest star: Tig Notaro (Tig), Mark Cohen (Dad), Tucker Smallwood (Black God), Chester Tam (Chester), Jon Hamm (Cable Guy), Eddie Pepitone (Host), Armen Weitzman (Clerk), Laura Marano (Young Sarah), Melinda Hill (Joyce), Brad Grunberg (Fat Boyfriend), Jeff Bryan Davis (Crying Boyfriend (as Jeff Davis)), Ngaio S. Bealum (Poet)

Steve pushes Brian to try something new whilst Jay's new partner leads Sarah to question her own sexuality.

6 :01x06 - Batteries

First aired: Mar/07/2007
Writer: Dan Harmon, Rob Schrab, Sarah Silverman
Director: Rob Schrab
Guest star: Christian Whitney (Leukemia Child), Candace Brown (Natalie), Jeff Bryan Davis (Waiter), Rob Schrab (Driver), Eve Brenner (Mrs. Ramstack), Larry Hankin (Mister Johnson), Masi Oka (Clerk), Paul F. Tompkins (Police Officer #1), Tucker Smallwood (Black God), Laura Marano (Young Sarah), Mark Cohen (Dad)

Sarah is haunted by a sick kid on TV and embarks on a quest to buy batteries for her remote.

7 :02x01 - Bored of the Rings

First aired: Oct/03/2007
Writer: Sarah Silverman, Rob Schrab, Dan Sterling
Director: Rob Schrab
Guest star: Johnnie Walker (Generator), Justin Roiland (Blonde Craig), Eric Marseglia (Eric), Ron Lynch (Dr. Lynch), Jonathan Kimmel (Bob), Paul F. Tompkins (Paul), Kate Freund (Margaret), Carrie Aizley (Carol)

The second season opens with Sarah joining a community group for its lemon bars and discovering later that it's an antiabortion collective. Meanwhile, Steve and Brian's date night is affected by a game of Dungeons & Dragons.

8 :02x02 - Joan of Arf

First aired: Oct/10/2007
Writer: Jon Schroder
Director: Wayne McClammy
Guest star: Harris Wittels (Patient No.2), Dennis Hill (Bailiff), Gary Greenberg (Garry L. Greenburg), Rob Schrab (Saveco Larry), David Earl Waterman (VVAP Officer No.1), Lindsey Stoddart (Peggy), Ken Marino (Patient No.1), Mike Ivy (Homeless Mike), Todd Glass (Man), Amy Hill (Judge Gu), Jeff Bryan Davis (D.A.)

Sarah decides to lick her dog Doug's rear end after watching him enthusiastically tend to his hindquarters. When the authorities are notified, Doug is taken away, leading Sarah to embark on a spiritual journey.

9 :02x03 - Face Wars

First aired: Oct/17/2007
Writer: Dan Sterling
Director: Liam Lynch
Guest star: Susan Yeagley (Receptionist), Beth Tapper (Grace Bradley), Norma Jean Riddick (Black-Faced Sarah Supporter), Jackson Lee (Cook), Christian Eric Billings (News Cameraman)

Sarah strongly believes that it is much easier to be a black person in America than it is to be a Jewish person. To prove her point she decides to become black for a day. Meanwhile, Brian and Steve get carried away smoking medical marijuana.

10 :02x04 - Doodie

First aired: Oct/24/2007
Writer: Jon Schroder
Director: Rob Schrab
Guest star: Tom Virtue (Mayor Wittels), Victor Yerrid (Ookie), Rob Schrab (Off-Screen Guy), Meredith Roberts (Tabitha), Don Bariss (Warm-Up Guy), Paul F. Tompkins (Paul), Kurt Scholler (Jojo), Marin Hinkle (Rose Silverman), Chris Romano (Stencil), Laura Marano (Little Sarah), Adair Tishler (Little Laura)

When their mother's grave is vandalized, Sarah and Laura become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning enough money to replace the tombstone.

11 :02x05 - Ah, Men

First aired: Oct/31/2007
Writer: Dan Fybel, Rich Rinaldi
Director: Rob Schrab
Guest star: Greg Pitts (Oh Face Guy), Eric Schaar (Check-In Guy), Blake Bertrand (Kid), Joe Wagner (Ethan), Jeffrey Ross (Jeff), Mike Ivy (Mike), Chris Tallman (Officer Thwidge), Sevan Najarian (Paramedic No.1), Gary S. Mann (Outrageously Good Looking Guy), Nicole Nogrady (Cheerleader), Jon Schroder (Jim Jenkins), Alex Spencer (Dying Woman), Tucker Smallwood (God), Lucy Punch (Sally), Graham Elwood (Paramedic No.2)

Sarah begins dating God. She soon enough has had enough of their relationship but wants to hold out long enough to show him off at her high school reunion. Could pot smoking have turned Brian and Steve gay?

12 :02x06 - Maid to Border

First aired: Nov/07/2007
Writer: Harris Wittels
Director: Rob Schrab
Guest star: Sammy Primero (Sammy), Christina Miles (Marie), Al Madrigal (Puppeteer and Mexican Girl Puppet), Murray Gershenz (Elderly Man), Cleto Escobedo, Sr. (Mayoral Aide No.1), Christopher DerGregorian (Well-Dressed Mexican Man), Ellerine Harding (Mailwoman), Bob Odenkirk (Mister Wadsworth), Tig Notaro (Officer Tig), Tonita Castro (Dora), Patricia Place (Francine)

Sarah's life is spiraling out of control after she fires her maid. A trip to Mexico to find her former housekeeper ensues as she is on a quest to get her life back to normal.

13 :02x07 - High, It's Sarah

First aired: Oct/08/2008

Sarah gets high for the first time, and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously, and to act on them. Some of these thoughts prove to be good ideas, others don't. Jay inadvertently lets the world know that he had a nocturnal emission as a result of a dream about a local news correspondent.

14 :02x08 - The Mongolian Beef

First aired: Oct/09/2008
Director: Rob Schrab

Sarah discovers her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians. Believing this has personally affected her, even 800 years after the fact, Sarah sues the entire nation of Mongolia. Steve's homemade short films get him some popularity with a demographic he'd never thought possible.

15 :02x09 - Making New Friends

First aired: Oct/16/2008

Sarah realizes her old friends aren't that much fun, so she decides to look for new ones.

13 :02x10 - Patriot Tact

First aired: Oct/23/2008

While Sarah takes down an alleged terrorist, Laura's grooming habits leave a lot to be desired.

17 :02x11 - Pee

First aired: Oct/30/2008

Sarah has suddenly become a bed wetter. Meanwhile, Brian discovers that Steve doesn't like his facial hair.

18 :02x12 - There's No Place Like Homeless

First aired: Nov/06/2008

Sarah joins the rank of the homeless after losing her keys, but seems to like her new status after meeting an old friend who shows her the advantages of living on the streets.

19 :02x13 - Fetus Don't Fail Me Now

First aired: Nov/13/2008

Sarah cannot believe she is pregnant, and finding seems to be too much for her to handle.

20 :02x14 - I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not

First aired: Nov/20/2008

Sarah finds out her dad is still alive, and after a touching family reunion they form a soft-rock cover band.

21 :02x15 - Kangamangus

First aired: Dec/04/2008

Brian and Sarah set out to coin the next big word, in hopes it will become part of society's slang terms.

22 :02x16 - Vow Wow

First aired: Dec/11/2008

The season 2 finale finds Sarah and her dog Doug, engaged to be married. But she rethinks the decision when Doug save her life. Meanwhile, an old pickle jar plays a role in Brian and Steve having a relationship renaissance.