Leo: There's a lot of joy that comes with being responsible.
Ben: No, there's not.
George [about Nora]: She can carve a small handgun out of a bar of soap. I could fall in love with this woman!
Madison: I'm bored out of my mind, I've gotta get a new boyfriend.
George [to Nora]: Hi, nice to meet you. I've heard a lot about you but I hadn't heard that you're hot.
Amy: Adrian Boykewich. What kind of name is that? I'll tell you what kind of name it is, it's a name where the two names don't belong together because the two people don't belong together.
Lauren [frantically texting]: Don't bother me, I'm in a state of emergency. Adrian has lost her mind over this wedding.
Ben: I'm barely 17 and I have a china pattern.
George: I really came over here to make sure he wasn't cheating on Amy.