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Season 13
270 :13x01 - Treehouse of Horror XII (Nov/06/2001)
This year's tales of terror include: Homer trying to break a gypsy's curse on him in "Hex and the City", Marge becoming a computerized house's object of desire in "House of Whacks", and Bart and Lisa learning Harry Potter-style witchcraft at Springfield Elementary in "Wiz Kids".
Guest Stars: Pierce Brosnan as Himself, Matthew Perry as Himself, Tress MacNeille as Various, Pamela Hayden as Milhouse, Karl Wiedergott as Various, Marcia Wallace as Edna Krabappel
Director: Jim Reardon
Writer: John Frink, Don Payne, Carolyn Omine, Joel H. Cohen (1)
 
271 :13x02 - The Parent Rap (Nov/11/2001)
Bart gets in trouble for joyriding in a police car, but feels confident he'll be let off the hook by Judge Snyder. However, Snyder goes on vacation before ruling his verdict and gets replaced with a coldhearted judge named Constance Harm who blames Homer for being a negligent father and sentences him and Bart to be tethered together.
Guest Stars: Marcia Wallace as Edna Krabappel, Karl Wiedergott as Various, Pamela Hayden as Milhouse, Tress MacNeille as Various, Jess Harnell as Charlton Heston radio voiceover, Jane Kaczmarek as Judge Harm
Director: Mark Kirkland
Writer: George Meyer (1), Mike Scully
Songs: Blue Öyster Cult -- (Don't Fear) the Reaper
 
272 :13x03 - Homer the Moe (Nov/18/2001)
A depressed Moe decides to return to bartending school to re-evaluate himself and turns his bar into a trendy nightclub, which does not sit well with his regular customers (Homer, Lenny, Carl, and Barney).
Guest Stars: Karl Wiedergott as Various, Tress MacNeille as Various, Pamela Hayden as Milhouse, R.E.M. as Themselves
Director: Jen Kamerman
Writer: Dana Gould
 
273 :13x04 - Hunka Hunka Burns in Love (Dec/02/2001)
Homer becomes a fortune cookie writer for a Chinatown restaurant. Meanwhile, Mr. Burns finds one of Homer's fortunes predicting that he will find love before Flag Day is over, and falls for a meter maid--whose ex-boyfriend is resident criminal Snake Jailbird.
Special Guest Stars: Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Gloria, George Takei as Waiter, | Guest Stars: Karl Wiedergott as Various, Pamela Hayden as Various, Tress MacNeille as Various, Marcia Mitzman-Gaven as Various
Director: Lance Kramer
Writer: John Swartzwelder
 
274 :13x05 - The Blunder Years (Dec/09/2001)
After tricking Marge into thinking an advertising spokesman is coming to visit her, Homer takes Marge and the rest of the family to a restaurant featuring a hypnotist that uses his powers on Homer...and makes Homer remember a horrific childhood incident where Homer found a dead body in a ravine.
Guest Stars: Karl Wiedergott as Various, Tress MacNeille as Various, Pamela Hayden as Various, Paul Newman as Himself, Judith Owen as Herself, Joe Mantegna as Fat Tony
Director: Steven Dean Moore (1)
Writer: Ian Maxtone-Graham
 
275 :13x06 - She of Little Faith (Dec/16/2001)
After Homer and Bart's model rocket damages the church, Mr. Burns makes a deal to commercialize the church in return for paying for the damages. Disgusted that Reverend Lovejoy is selling out, Lisa leaves the Christian church and converts to Buddhism.
Special Guest Stars: Richard Gere as Himself, | Guest Stars: Karl Wiedergott as Various, Pamela Hayden as Milhouse, Rod Flanders, Tress MacNeille as Dolph, Jimbo, Lindsay Naegle
Director: Steven Dean Moore (1)
Writer: Bill Freiberger
 
276 :13x07 - Brawl in the Family (Jan/06/2002)
A social worker is assigned to make the Simpson family functional after they get arrested for fighting over a board game. Meanwhile, Ginger and Amber return to see Flanders and Homer after the two men abandoned them in "Viva Ned Flanders".
Guest Stars: Jane Kaczmarek as Judge Harm, Delroy Lindo as Gabriel, Tress MacNeille as Amber, Pamela Hayden as Ginger, Milhouse, Rod Flanders, Karl Wiedergott as Various
Director: Matthew Nastuk
Writer: Joel H. Cohen (1)
 
277 :13x08 - Sweets and Sour Marge (Jan/20/2002)
Springfield is officially declared the World's Fattest Town after the townspeople gets involved in building a human pyramid and end up rolling onto a truck scale. Out of embarrassment and disgust, Marge goes on a crusade to get sugar banned from Springfield. When the ban passes through, Homer begins bootlegging sugar.
Guest Stars: Karl Wiedergott as Various, Pamela Hayden as Milhouse, Tress MacNeille as Dolph, Jimbo, Ben Stiller as Garth Motherloving
Director: Mark Kirkland
Writer: Carolyn Omine
 
278 :13x09 - Jaws Wired Shut (Jan/27/2002)
Homer gets his jaw injured (after running into Drederick Tatum's statue in the park) and has it wired shut. While recouperating, Homer becomes a better listener and a more compassionate person, which makes Marge bored once Homer's jaw is healed and he doesn't go back to being crazy and obnoxious.
Guest Stars: Pamela Hayden as Milhouse, Tress MacNeille as Lindsay Naegle, Dana Gould as (Unknown), John Kassir as (Unknown), Karl Wiedergott as Various
Director: Nancy Kruse
Writer: Matt Selman
 
279 :13x10 - Half-Decent Proposal (Feb/10/2002)
To earn money to fix Homer's snoring problem, Marge agrees to stay with her old prom date, Artie Ziff, for one weekend (on the grounds that Ziff try not to grope her like he did in "The Way We Was"), but when Homer thinks Marge broke her promise, he runs away with Lenny to work on an oil rig.
Guest Stars: Karl Wiedergott as Various, Jon Lovitz as Artie Ziff, Marcia Wallace as Various, Pamela Hayden as Milhouse, Tress MacNeille as Various, Marcia Mitzman-Gaven as Various
Director: Lauren MacMullan
Writer: Tim Long (2)
 
280 :13x11 - The Bart Wants What It Wants (Feb/17/2002)
Bart befriends Rainer Wolfcastle's daughter, Greta, who has a crush on Bart (which Bart doesn't realize). Meanwhile, Principal Skinner tries his hand at stand-up comedy--and gets heckled.
Guest Stars: Tress MacNeille as Various, Karl Wiedergott as Various, Wolfgang Puck as Himself, Reese Witherspoon as Greta Wolfcastle, Pamela Hayden as Milhouse
Director: Michael Polcino
Writer: Don Payne, John Frink
 
281 :13x12 - The Lastest Gun in the West (Feb/24/2002)
Bart befriends Buck, a former Western film star who stages a comeback on The Krusty the Klown show after every kid in town becomes interested in the Wild West. However, the comeback flops when Buck begins drinking alcohol and injures Krusty on live TV.
Guest Stars: Tress MacNeille as Various, Pamela Hayden as Milhouse, Russi Taylor as Martin Prince, Karl Wiedergott as Various, Dennis Weaver as Buck McCoy, Frank Welker as Vicious Dog
Director: Bob Anderson (1)
Writer: John Swartzwelder
 
282 :13x13 - The Old Man and the Key (Mar/10/2002)
Grampa gets his driver's license back and uses Homer's car to impress a woman at the retirement home, but is ignorant to Homer and Marges' concerns that she is only using him for his car.
Guest Stars: Karl Wiedergott as Various, Pamela Hayden as Various, Tress MacNeille as Various, Olympia Dukakis as Zelda, Bill Saluga as Raymond J. Johnson Jr.
Director: Lance Kramer
Writer: Jon Vitti
 
283 :13x14 - Tales From the Public Domain (Mar/17/2002)
When Homer gets a notice from the library that he has a book of classic tales that's years overdue, he finds it on the shelf and reads three stories: The Odyssey (where Homer and his buddies try to get home after fighting the Trojans), Joan of Arc (where Lisa leads the French against the British with the help of God), and Hamlet (where Bart tries to kill Moe after Moe kills Homer in order to marry Marge).
Guest Stars: Karl Wiedergott as Various, Tress MacNeille as Agnes Skinner, Pamela Hayden as Milhouse
Director: Mike B. Anderson (1)
Writer: Matt Warburton, Andrew Kreisberg, Josh Lieb
 
284 :13x15 - Blame it on Lisa (Mar/31/2002)
When Homer gets the family's telephone service cut off for refusing to pay for calls made to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Lisa confesses that she was the one who called Rio after befriending an orphan who ended up missing. In response, the Simpsons travel to Brazil to look for him.
Guest Stars: Tress MacNeille as Lindsay Naegle, Pamela Hayden as Various, Karl Wiedergott as Various
Director: Steven Dean Moore (1)
Writer: Bob Bendetson
 
285 :13x16 - Weekend at Burnsies (Apr/07/2002)
Homer is prescribed medicinal marijuana after getting pecked in the eyes by a murder of crows. While his family and friends worry about the drug altering his personality, Homer becomes Mr. Burns's vice president after cracking up at Burns's antiquated jokes.
Guest Stars: Phish as Themselves, Karl Wiedergott as Various, Pamela Hayden as Rod Flanders, Tress MacNeille as Various
Director: Michael Marcantel
Writer: Jon Vitti
Songs: Phish -- Run Like an Antelope, Donovan -- Wear Your Love Like Heaven
 
286 :13x17 - Gump Roast (Apr/21/2002)
In the fifth (and hopefully final) clip show of the series, Homer is honored in a New York Friars' Club Roast, featuring his family, friends, and acquaintances showing his past misadventures--which comes to an end when Kang and Kodos crash the party.
Guest Stars: Kim Basinger as Herself, Alec Baldwin as Himself, Joe Namath as Himself, Elizabeth Taylor (1) as Maggie, Tress MacNeille as Lindsay Naegle, Lucy Lawless as Herself, Elton John as Himself, Stephen Hawking as Himself, U2 as Themselves, 'N Sync as Themselves, Karl Wiedergott as Various, Edward Asner as Editor, Ron Howard (1) as Himself
Director: Mark Kirkland
Writer: Deb Lacusta, Dan Castellaneta
 
287 :13x18 - I am Furious Yellow (Apr/28/2002)
Inspired by a cartoonist who speaks at the school as part of a career day assembly, Bart creates a comic book series based on Homer and his anger problems, which turns into a popular Internet cartoon series. Meanwhile, Stan Lee harasses the Comic Book Guy.
Guest Stars: Tress MacNeille as Dolph, Jimbo, Pamela Hayden as Milhouse, Russi Taylor as Martin Prince, Marcia Wallace as Edna Krabappel, Karl Wiedergott as Various, Stan Lee as Himself
Director: Chuck Sheetz
Writer: John Swartzwelder
 
288 :13x19 - The Sweetest Apu (May/05/2002)
Homer and Marge discover that Apu is having an affair with the Squishee delivery lady and must keep Manjula from knowing about it, which falls apart when Manjula finds out by watching the security tapes.
Guest Stars: Tress MacNeille as Manjula, Pamela Hayden as Milhouse, James Lipton as Himself, Karl Wiedergott as Various
Director: Matthew Nastuk
Writer: John Swartzwelder
 
289 :13x20 - Little Girl in the Big Ten (May/12/2002)
Lisa befriends two girls in her gymnastics class who are actually college students who look like eight-year-olds because of their heights...and think Lisa is a college student too due to her intellect. Meanwhile, Bart is relegated to living in a bubble when he's bitten by a mosquito from China.
Guest Stars: Karl Wiedergott as Various, Marcia Mitzman-Gaven as Ms. Hoover, Pamela Hayden as Milhouse, Robert Pinsky as Himself, Russi Taylor as Martin Prince, Tress MacNeille as Agnes, Dolph, Jimbo
Director: Lauren MacMullan
Writer: Jon Vitti
Songs: Richard Strauss -- Also Sprach Zarathustra
 
290 :13x21 - Frying Game (May/19/2002)
While faced with community service, Homer, along with Marge are accused of murder after the old woman they are caring for dies.
Guest Stars: Karl Wiedergott as Various, Tress MacNeille as Agnes, Brandine, Carmen Electra as Herself, Frances Sternhagen (1) as Mrs. Myrna Bellamy
Director: Michael Polcino
Writer: John Swartzwelder
 
291 :13x22 - Papa's Got a Brand New Badge (May/22/2002)
Homer starts a security company with Lenny and Carl after the police are ineffective during a blackout, and eventually Mayor Quimby decides to have the security company replace the police, which works out fine...until they have to deal with Fat Tony and his "legitimate" businessman.
Special Guest Stars: Joe Mantegna as Fat Tony, Marcia Wallace as Edna Krabappel, | Guest Stars: Karl Wiedergott as Various, Pamela Hayden as Milhouse, Tress MacNeille as Agnes, Jimbo
Director: Pete Michels (1)
Writer: Dana Gould
 
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