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The Simpsons: Life on the Fast Lane

Homer thoughtlessly buys Marge a bowling ball for her birthday, prompting her to take up bowling lessons out of spite. While struggling to bowl, Marge meets a suave, Frenchman named Jacques who teaches her the proper way to bowl--and may be trying to seduce her.


5.5/10 (4 Votes cast)

Episode Info


Episode number: 1x9
Production Number: 7G11
Airdate: Sunday March 18th, 1990



Guest Stars
Albert BrooksAlbert Brooks
voiced Jacques
Recurring
Maggie RoswellMaggie Roswell
voiced Maude Flanders, Helen Lovejoy, Miss Hoover, various
Recurring
Main Cast
Dan CastellanetaDan Castellaneta
voiced Homer Simpson, Abraham Simpson, Krusty the Klown, Barney, Willy, Sideshow Mel, Mayor Quimby, Hans Moleman, Gil, Itchy, Various
Julie KavnerJulie Kavner
voiced Marjorie "Marge" Bouvier Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier, Jacqueline Ingrid Bouvier, Various
Yeardley SmithYeardley Smith
voiced Lisa Simpson, Various
Nancy CartwrightNancy Cartwright
voiced Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Todd Flanders, Kearney, Various
Harry ShearerHarry Shearer
voiced Mr. Burns, Smithers, Dr. Marvin Monroe, Ned Flanders, Seymour Skinner, Otto, Kent Brockman, Dr. Hibbert, Lenny, Rev. Lovejoy, Various
Episode Notes
This episode marks the first appearance of Helen Lovejoy and Lenny.

This episode was ranked #2 on Matt Groening's list of the top 10 episodes of all time.



Music
ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
Joe Cocker & Jennifer WarnesUp Where We Belong 


Episode Quotes
Patty: Look at him wolf down that gristle.
(Selma makes an affirmative sound)
Patty: It's a accident waiting to happen. Do you know the Heimlich maneuver?
Selma: No.
Patty: Good.

(Jacques drops Marge off at her house after a bowling session)
Jacques: Here we are.
Marge: You didn't have to drop me off.
Jacques: But I wanted to.
(Jacques grabs Marge's hand and stares into her eyes)
Jacques: Marge, do you know how beautiful you look in the moonlight?
Marge: Oh, Jacques. I'm a married woman.
Jacques: I know. I know. My mind says, "Stop," but my heart and my hips cry, "Proceed."
Marge: (Groans nervously)
Jacques: Marge, darling, I want to see you tomorrow. Not at Barney's Bowlarama. Away from the thunderous folly of clattering pins. Meet me tomorrow for brunch.
Marge: What's brunch?
Jacques: You'll love it. It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would at breakfast, but you get a good meal.
Marge: I don't think so.
Jacques: Marge, darling, there are ten pins in my heart. You've knocked over eight. Won't you please pick up that spare?
Marge: Mm. Mm. All right!

(Bart senses there is something wrong between Homer and Marge)
Bart: Look, Dad. I don't know what's going on, but once you gave me some advice that might help.
Homer: I gave you advice? Get outta here.
Bart: Yeah, you did. You told me when something's bothering you and you're too damn stupid to know what to do, just keep your fool mouth shut. At least that way, you won't make things worse.
Homer: Hmm. Good advice.

(Marge is upset with Homer about her birthday gift)
Marge: You bought that bowling ball for you, not for me.
Homer: What? No!
Marge: The holes were drilled for your fingers.
Homer: Well, I wanted to surprise you. I couldn't very well chop your hand off and bring it to the store, could I?
Marge: You never intended for me to use that ball.
Homer: Well, if that's how you feel, I'll take it back.
Marge: You can't take it back! You had your name engraved on it!
Homer: So you'd know it was from me!
Marge: Homer, I'm keeping the ball...for myself!
Homer: What? But you don't know how to bowl. Whoops!
Marge: I'm keeping it, and I'm going to use it. Thank you for the present, Homer.
(Marge clicks off the light and goes to bed)
Homer: Well...you're...welcome.



Episode Goofs
When Marge is on the phone with Patty and Selma, her necklace is white. Then they cut to Patty and Selma, and then back to Marge. Marge's necklace is now its usual color.

When Homer is at lunch with Lenny, his sandwich first seems to have lettuce inside. In the next few frames, it looks like a peanut butter and jelly. Then, again, it looks like a meaty sandwich.



Cultural References
An Officer And A Gentleman

The scene near the end where Homer comes in and carries out of the plant parodies the film, An Officer and A Gentleman, and contains the same music, "Up Where We Belong."

The Eagles

The title is a reference to the popular 70s rock song, "Life In The Fast Lane" by The Eagles.



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