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The Simpsons: Homer's Night Out

Using his toy spy camera, Bart captures Homer drunkenly dancing with a stripper named Princess Kashmir and Xeroxes copies of the picture all over town--which gets Homer in trouble with Marge, not because he hung out with a stripper, but because Bart may see it as a sign that it's okay to treat women like sex objects.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 1x10
Production Number: 7G10
Airdate: Sunday March 25th, 1990

Director: Rich Moore
Writer: Jon Vitti

Guest Stars
Hank AzariaHank Azaria
voiced Apu, Moe, Chief Wiggum, Carl, Comic Book Guy, Dr. Nick Riviera, Prof. Frink, Cletus, Sea Captain, Kirk Van Houten, Various
Jo Ann HarrisJo Ann Harris
voiced Various
Maggie RoswellMaggie Roswell
voiced Maude Flanders, Helen Lovejoy, Miss Hoover, various
Pamela HaydenPamela Hayden
voiced Milhouse, Rod Flanders, Jimbo Jones, various
Sam McMurraySam McMurray
voiced Additional Voices
Main Cast
Dan CastellanetaDan Castellaneta
voiced Homer Simpson, Abraham Simpson, Krusty the Klown, Barney, Willy, Sideshow Mel, Mayor Quimby, Hans Moleman, Gil, Itchy, Various
Julie KavnerJulie Kavner
voiced Marjorie "Marge" Bouvier Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier, Jacqueline Ingrid Bouvier, Various
Nancy CartwrightNancy Cartwright
voiced Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Todd Flanders, Kearney, Various
Yeardley SmithYeardley Smith
voiced Lisa Simpson, Various
Harry ShearerHarry Shearer
voiced Mr. Burns, Smithers, Dr. Marvin Monroe, Ned Flanders, Seymour Skinner, Otto, Kent Brockman, Dr. Hibbert, Lenny, Rev. Lovejoy, Various
Episode Notes
Chalkboard Gag:
I will not call my teacher "hot cakes"

Couch Gag: The family rushes in and squeezes onto the couch, causing it to collapse.

This episode introduces the character

Carl Carlson, although with a different voice

Around Springfield:

Episode Quotes
(At the Sapphire Lounge, from the stage Homer makes a speech to the audience)
Homer: I have something to say to all the sons out there. To all the boys, to all the men, to all of us. It's about women, and how they are not mere objects with curves that make us crazy. No, they are our wives, they are our daughters, our sisters, our grandmas, our aunts, our nieces and nephews. Well, not our nephews. They are our mothers. And you know somethin’, folks? As ridiculous as this sounds, I would rather feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I sleep, than stuff dollar bills into some stranger’s G-string. Am I wrong? Or am I right?

(Homer comes home from work and an angry Marge meets him at the front door and shoves the infamous photo in his face)
Marge: What is the meaning of this?
Homer: (Stammers) Uh, meaningless, Marge. Don’t even attempt to find meaning in it. There’s nothing between me and Princess Kashmir.
Marge: Princess who?
(Bart walks by and sees Marge holding his photo)
Bart: Hey, my photo.
Marge and Homer: (In unison) Your photo?
Bart: Uh-oh.
Homer: Why you little--
(Homer reaches to choke Bart)
Marge: Why you big--
(Marge reaches to choke Homer)
Marge: Bart, go to your room.
Bart: I’m outta here.
Homer: Look, Marge, honey, baby, doll, I--
Marge: Homer, I don’t even want to look at you right now.
Homer: What are you saying, honey?
(Marge grunts and points to outside the front door)
Homer: But where will I sleep?
Marge: My suggestion is for you to sleep in the filth you created!
Homer: Would a motel be okay?
(Marge grunts as she slams the front door in Homer’s face)

(Marge and Homer hold a conversation in the bathroom)
Marge: So, how was the office birthday party?
Homer: Oh, it was delightful. The frosting on the cake was this thick. (Uses thumb and index finger to indicate the thickness) And Eugene Fisk--my poor sucker of an assistant--didn't know the fruit punch was spiked, and he really made an ass of himself putting the moves on the new girl in Valve Maintenance. Ha, ha, ha.
Marge: Does this girl like him?
Homer: Pffft. I have to warn you, Marge. I think the poor young thing has the hots for Yours Truly.
Marge: Homer!
Homer: (Chuckles) Just keepin' you on your toes, babe.

(In the school photo lab, after seeing Bart’s photo of Homer and Princess Kashmir, Milhouse begs for a copy)
Milhouse: Come on, Bart. You're gonna make me a print, aren't you?
Bart: Will you swear not to let another living soul get a copy of this photo?
Milhouse: Okay!
Bart: Cross your heart and hope to die?
Milhouse: Yep!
Bart: Stick a needle in your eye?
Milhouse: Yep!
Bart: Jam a dagger in your thigh?
Milhouse: Yep!
Bart: Eat a horse manure pie?
Milhouse: (Thinks for a second) Yep!
Bart: Well, okay.

Episode Goofs
At the party, when Princess Kashmir asks Homer to dance, her mouth does not move.

Bart makes 6 check marks on the card at the Rusty Barnacle, but there are only 5 boxes to check off on the card.

When Milhouse makes copies of Bart's photo, the sign on the copy machine says 5 cents, but the coin slot says 10 cents.

Lenny says "Presenting Princess Cashmire, Queen of the mysterious east" but says it in Moe's voice.

Cultural References
Lawrence Of Arabia

The "Florence Of Arabia" strip club's name is a play on the classic 1962 film, Lawrence Of Arabia.

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