Chalkboard: Underwear should be worn on the inside

Couch Gag: Two thieves are carting the couch away when the family get in, but they sit down anyway, only for the thieves to dump them onto the floor.

Flaming Moe's Theme Song

When the weight of the world has got you down,
And you want to end your life,
Bills to pay, a dead-end job,
And problems with the wife.
But don't throw in the towel,
'Cuz there's a place right down the block…
Where you can drink your misery away…
At Flaming Moe's… (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's…)
When liquor in a mug (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's…)
Can warm you like a hug. (Flaming Moe's…)
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away…
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away…

Moe: Flaming Moe's.
Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass. First name Hugh.
Moe: Uh, hold on, I'll check. (Calling) Hugh Jass! Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
Hugh: Uh, I'm Hugh Jass.
Moe: Telephone. (Hands over the receiver)
Hugh: Hello, this is Hugh Jass.
Bart: (Surprised) Uh, hi.
Hugh: Who's this?
Bart: Bart Simpson.
Hugh: Well, what can I do for you, Bart?
Bart: Uh, look, I'll level with you, Mister. This is a crank call that sort of backfired, and I'd like to bail out right now.
Hugh: All right. Better luck next time. (hangs up) What a nice young man.

Homer: Moe...Moe...Moe.
Marge: Bart, are you going to Moe the lawn today?
Bart: Okay, but you promised me Moe money.
Marge:I Moe, I Moe!
Homer: Moe...Moe...Moe.
Lisa: When Bart's done, can we Moe to the Moevies? There's a Moetinee.
Marge: Of course, All work and Moe play makes Moe a Moe Moe.
Bart: Moemomoemoe?
Marge: Momomoemoe!
Lisa: Moememoemoemoe!
Bart: Momomomoe

Homer: You just lost yourself a customer!
Moe: Wha? I'm sorry, Homer I couldn't hear you
Homer: I said you just lost yourself a customer!
Moe: Huh?
Homer: You just lost yourself a customer!
Moe: Homer you're going to have to speak up!
Homer: You just lost yourself a customer, Moe!
Moe: I've forced myself to wha?
Homer: You just lost yourself a customer!
Moe: Homer.. I'll talk to you tomorrow!
Homer: You just lost yourself a customer!
Moe: Yeah you can use it!

The secret ingredient in the Flaming Homer and Flaming Moe: Krusty's Non-Narkotik Kough Syrup for kids.

A sign behind the bar says, "Bartenders do it 'till ya barf."

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

The girls removing the screws of Bart's door to get to him, is taken right from the 1977 film Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

North by Northwest

The scene in which Bart is being chased down the hallway is a parody of the 1959 movie, North by Northwest.

Eye on L.A.

The opening of Eye on Springfield is a reference to the opening of the 1980's TV news magazine Eye on L.A. which circulated in Los Angeles.