Episode Notes
Chalkboard: None
Couch gag: Homer sits on Santa's Little Helper.
In 1992, Yeardley Smith won an Emmy for, Outstanding Voice-Over Performance, for this episode.
Episode Quotes
Marge: Homer, those were very thoughtful presents, but you have to tell me where you got the money from.
Homer: All right, Marge, I'll tell you, but first you have to promise you will not get mad.
Marge: I promise I will get mad, because I always do when you make me promise I won't.
Homer: All right, if you must know. Lisa and I have been gambling on pro football.
Marge: Homer!
Homer: You promised you wouldn't get mad!
Marge: I did not! She's an eight year old girl!
Homer: Marge, she never loses. Aren't parents supposed to encourage their kids whenever they show talent?
Marge: But gambling is illegal.
Homer: Oh, only in 48 states. Besides, it's a victim less crime. The only victim is Moe!
TV - Coach: You want some of this don't you?
Homer: Yeah!
TV - Coach: Well, you need to know the winner, and I know the winner! So call me now…whoah. (talking faster) Five dollars for the first minute, two dollars for each additional minute!
(Homer calls)
Phone Message: You.... have reached... the... coaches... hot...
Homer: Line...
Phone Message: Line...
Homer: Yeah, lay it on me, coach!
Phone Message: In the game of.... Mi..am..i..
Homer: Mmmhmm.
Phone Message: Versus Cin..
Homer: Cincinnati...
Phone Message: Cin...
Homer: Cincinnati...
Phone Message: nat..
Homer: Cincinnati...
Phone Message: ti...
Homer: Come on, come on, don't you realize this is costing me money!!
Phone Message: We must consider... many... things.... The wind...
Homer: D'oh, not the wind!
Phone Message: Is blowing out of the....west.
Homer: Oow...
Phone Message: At five...
Homer: Miles per hour!!!
Phone Message: miles...
Homer: D'oh, this is ridiculous!
Moe: I'm sorry Homer, you can't take any more of my money, I'm out of the bookie business.
Barney: But Moe, you've been taking bets all…
Moe: Hey Barney, how bout a free beer!
Barney: Wow!
Homer: Don't worry, Moe, I'm not betting.
Moe: What!? Gimmie that.
Barney: Ooow!
Lisa: Wouldn't it be fun if we watched the game together?
Homer: Eeeeeh.....okay, just don't say anything and sit down over there...... Over.... over.... over.....over....
Lisa: (sighs)
Homer: Lisa! Please! I can't hear the announcers!
Lisa: He said Denver just fumbled.
Homer: D'oh!
Cultural References
Barbie
The Malibu Stacy dolls are most certainly a reference to the popular young girls toy.
Apocalypse Now
Homer: I used to hate the smell of your sweaty feet. Now it's the smell of victory.
This is taken off of a line from the 1979 war film Apocalypse Now, in which Colonel Kilgore (Robert Duvall) says, "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like victory."