Chalkboard: I will not teach others to fly

In the original airing, Mrs. Krabappel tells Bart that he's been feigning Tourette's Syndrome, and Bart responds by twitching and growling, "Shove it, witch!" Due to viewer complaints over Bart feigning a serious condition and insulting a female character, the scene was altered in reruns with Mrs. Krabappel's "Tourette's Syndrome" line changed to "rabies" and Bart's twitching and growling cut. In syndication, the original "Tourette's Syndrome" line was left in, but not Bart's twitching and growling. On the season four DVD set, Bart's twitching and growling was left in, but the "rabies" line was used instead of the original "Tourette's Syndrome" line.

Marge: Maybe you'd get promoted if you worked a little harder.
Homer: Are you kidding? I work like a Japanese beaver.
Marge: Oh, really? I came to see you three times today. Twice you were sleeping and once you were kicking that ball of electrical tape around.
Homer: Well! I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy. I'm going to go right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba… (gets back into bed) Eh, good-night.

Smithers: I prepared a special musical number for Jack's special night.
Smithers: There is a man.
Chorus: There is a man!
Smithers: A certain man.
Chorus: A certain man!
Smithers: A man whose grace and handsome face are known across the land. You know his name.
Chorus: You know his name!
Smithers: It's Mr. Burns.
Chorus: It's Mr. Burns!
Smithers: He loves a smoke, enjoys a joke.
Mr. Burns & Chorus: Ah ha ha ha!
Smithers: Why he's worth ten times what he earns.
Chorus: He's Mr. Burns!
Mr. Burns: I'm Mr. Burns!
Smithers: He's Monty Burns!
Mr. Burns: I'm MR. Burns!
Smithers & Chorus: To friends he's known as Monty, but to you it's Mr. Burns!
Smithers: Bur-bur-bur-bur-Burns.
Mr. Burns: Burns!