Marge: The funeral is in Littleneck Falls. We'll have to go to Duff Gardens another day.
Lisa: I understand.
Bart: No use complaining about something you can't change.
Homer (whining): But I wanna go to Duff Gardens. Right now!
Marge: Homer, quit pouting.
Homer: I'm not pouting. I'm mourning. Stupid dead woman.
Selma: So, wearing a belt, are you?
Selma: No suspenders for you.
Kid: I guess not.
Selma: Orange is really your color.
Kid: They make us wear this.
Selma: Shall we continue this conversation over dinner?
Kid: Uh...I'm not allowed to date customers. It's store policy.
Arnold: No, it isn't.
Bart & Homer: On top of Spaghetti, all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball...
Marge: If you don't mind, we're on our way to a funeral!
Homer: Ding-dong the witch is dead..
Bart: Which old witch?
Homer: The wicked witch!
& Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima
The two potato chips are in the shape of comedian and former Tonight Show host, Jay Leno
(1950-) & the photo of the 'Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima
The Prince of Tides
Marge's memories are confused with the The Prince of Tides
It is a 1991 romantic drama film based on the 1986 novel of the same name by Pat Conroy; the film stars Barbra Streisand and Nick Nolte.
The Beer Hall of Presidents is a allusion to the Disney attraction located in Liberty Square, The Hall of Presidents
which features animatronics of all the presidents.
Selma singing Natural Woman to Jub-Jub while Selma records her is a reference to the sit-com Murphy Brown
In the final episode of Season Four, Birth 101 that aired May 18th 1992, Murphy gave birth to her son Avery and she sang the same song to him while Frank recorded.
Welcome Back Kotter
While looking in the catalog, Marge is impressed one of the 'Sweathogs' is listed while Selma says it's not Horshack.
The 'Sweathogs' were the name of the sit-com that lasted from 1975 to 1979, with Horshack being played by Ron Palillo.