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The Simpsons: Homer vs. Patty and Selma

Homer is blackmailed into borrowing money from Patti and Selma to pay off his mortgage. Meanwhile, Bart takes ballet class, but is afraid that the bullies will think he's a sissy.

Episode Info

Episode number: 6x17
Production Number: 2F14
Airdate: Sunday February 26th, 1995

  • Currently 5/10
5/10 (2 Votes cast)
Guest Stars
Pamela Hayden
voiced Jimbo, Milhouse
Susan Sarandon
voiced Ballet Teacher
Mel Brooks
voiced Himself
Main Cast
Dan Castellaneta
voiced Homer Simpson, Abraham Simpson, Krusty the Klown, Barney, Willy, Sideshow Mel, Mayor Quimby, Hans Moleman, Gil, Itchy, Various
Julie Kavner
voiced Marjorie "Marge" Bouvier Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier, Jacqueline Ingrid Bouvier, Various
Nancy Cartwright
voiced Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Todd Flanders, Kearney, Various
Yeardley Smith
voiced Lisa Simpson, Various
Hank Azaria
voiced Apu, Moe, Chief Wiggum, Carl, Comic Book Guy, Dr. Nick Riviera, Prof. Frink, Cletus, Sea Captain, Kirk Van Houten, Various
Harry Shearer
voiced Mr. Burns, Smithers, Dr. Marvin Monroe, Ned Flanders, Seymour Skinner, Otto, Kent Brockman, Dr. Hibbert, Lenny, Rev. Lovejoy, Various
Episode Notes
Chalkboard: I will remember to take my medication

Couch: Repeat of the couch gag from "Itchy and Scratchyland" where The Simpsons are beamed onto the couch (except, in this version, the audio and visual effects match those from "Quantam Leap", not "Star Trek").

Episode Quotes
(Homer is taking his drivers test)
Patty: Did not adjust side mirror. Minus one point.
Selma: Failed to check blind spot. Minus two points.
Homer: You won't be happy until my family thinks I'm a loser, will you?
Patty: You are a loser, Homer. And we're winners. You gotta learn that.
Selma: Ooh, seat belt twisted. Minus one point.
Homer: Nagging the driver. Minus ten points, for you!
Patty: Grazed a cone. Minus five points.
Homer: Being a jerk! Minus a million points!

Man: I understand that Mr. Simpson. But according to the computer, your credit history is not good.. It says here you've been pre-declined for every major credit card. It also says you once grabbed a dog by the hind legs and pushed him around like a vacuum cleaner.
Homer: That was in the third grade!

Homer: Oh wow, I can't believe my first passenger is comedy legend Mel Brooks. You know that movie, Young Frankenstein? Scared the hell out of me!
Mel Brooks: Umm, thanks.

Warning: The Simpsons season 6 episode 17 guide may contain spoilers
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