Episode Notes
Chalkboard: I do not have power of attorney over first graders
Couch: Repeat of the couch gag from "Homer the Great" where the living room looks like M.C. Escher's Relativity and The Simpsons come in through the many conflicting perspectives.
Episode Quotes
Skinner: Me? Go to my office? That's highly irregular, but all right.
(Moe is taking over as the substitute teacher for Mrs. Krabappel's class during the strike)
Moe: OK, when I call your name, uh, you say "present" or "here". Er, no, say "present". Ahem, Anita Bath?
(The students in the classroom laugh)
Moe: All right, settle down. Anita Bath here?
(More laughs)
Moe: All right, fine, fine. Maya Buttreeks!
(Still more laughs)
Moe: Hey, what are you laughing at? What? Oh, oh, I get it, I get it. It's my big ears, isn't it, kids? Isn't it? Well, children, I can't help that!
(Moe runs out of the classroom crying as Bart crosses Moe's name off of a list of what are now former substitute teachers)
Bart: You know, I heard Skinner say the teachers will crack any minute. (the message is passed by about 10 people)
Man: Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher!
Mrs. Krabappel: Well! We'll show him. Especially for that purple monkey dishwasher remark.