Chalkboard: I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface

Couch: Repeat of the couch gag from "And Maggie Makes Three" where Homer is in a James Bond-style opening (only the music in this version is played in a lower key than what was heard in the original).

Homer: Marge, you being a cop makes you the man, which makes me the woman, and I have no interest in that. Besides occasionally wearing the underwear which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.

Reverend Lovejoy: Alright Hans…time to go.
Hans Moleman: But he ate my last meal!
Reverend Lovejoy: If that's the worst thing that happens to you today, consider yourself lucky.
Hans Moleman: Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?
Reverend Lovejoy: From this point on, no talking…

Homer: When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie...Spaceballs. But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie, Police Academy.