Chalkboard: Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things

Couch: The Simpsons are sea monkeys who swim to a clam-decorated couch and watch an open treasure chest TV.

Krusty: (broadcasing from the civil defense shed, via the Emergency Broadcast System) Kids...Itchy and Scratchy can't be here today. But instead, we've got the next best thing! It's the Stingy and Battery show! (sings to the familiar score) They bite, and light. And bite and light and ... (quits singing) yatta, yatta ... you know what I'm talking about!

Homer: Pff. That Sideshow Mel thinks he's so big. Whatever happened to Sideshow Bob?
Lisa: Don't you remember, Dad? He framed Krusty. He tried to kill Aunt Selma. He rigged an election.
Bart: And he tried to murder me!
Homer: Oh yeah. But what I'll mainly remember is the laughter.

Chief Wiggum: Hey, where's Sideshow Bob, and that guy who eats people and takes their faces?
Prisoner: I'm right here.
Chief Wiggum: Oh, then where's Sideshow Bob?
Eddie: He ran away, Chief.
Chief Wiggum: Great. Well, if anyone asks, I beat him to death, okay?