Chalkboard: I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist

Couch: The family sits on the couch. Homer notices a plug in the middle of the floor and pulls it. Everyone and everything gets sucked down the drain.

(Bart plays Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge on his computer)
Carvallo: Welcome to Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge. I am Carvallo. Now, choose a club. (Beep) You have chosen a three wood. May I suggest a putter? (Beep) Three wood. Now enter the force of your swing. I suggest feather touch. (Beep, beep, beep) You have entered "power drive". Now, push seven eight seven to swing. (Beep beep beep)
(The animated golfer swings, and the ball bounces into the parking lot)
Carvallo: Ball is in...parking lot. Would you like to play again? (Beep) You have selected, "No."

Milhouse: This is great...and all I've done is enter my name! "Thrillhouse".
(Screen shows "WELCOME THRILLHO")
Bart: (Walking in) Say, cool dude, can I play too?
Milhouse: (scrambling) Uh, uh, it's only a one player game.
Bart: Then how come it says "Second player score"?
(Pause)
Milhouse: Mom! Bart's swearing!

Milhouse: I'm more worried about pirhanas. Did you see that movie where they send a nuclear submarine to fight the pirhanas, and one of them swims right down the periscope and bites the guy in the eye, and he goes, "Aah! Aah! Aah!", and that old lady told him it would happen?
Bart: Yeah, that was pretty good.